Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
I am sure going to miss Malcolm Iglesias III
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Well guys I am finally selling my imaginary friend on ebay (link inside)
- Thread starter Mr. Delicious
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
can they pay you with their imaginary pay pal account?
jiza101
Master Don Juan
lol, whats your nickname on bb.comOriginally posted by Mr. Delicious
I am sure going to miss Malcolm Iglesias III
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5631015053
Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Well guys I am finally selling my imaginary friend on ebay (link inside)
Anyway the bidding is up to 11.61 haha. :woo:
bb.com?Originally posted by jiza101
lol, whats your nickname on bb.com
Anyway the bidding is up to 11.61 haha. :woo:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.