"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day.

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ketostix

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I don't approve of these guys acting like heathens but what a dumb fat b1tch. She thought she could shake her ass and try to be a c0ck tease and get away with it like American guys let girls do.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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romangod

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Jamaica used to be the coolest island for partying. I've been there 7 times in the 80's and 90's including 2 New Year's Eves and had the time of my life. The cocaine culture started to take over and ruined a fun, layed back oasis for a guy to chill out. It's a pity. I have very fond memories.
 

Nighthawk

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I don't see the funny side. She should be allowed to shake her ass and attempt to cock tease as much as she likes without being assaulted and nearly having her face broke open.

And I know how they dance in Jamaica, but this was just ugly humiliation.
 

ketostix

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Nighthawk said:
I don't see the funny side. She should be allowed to shake her ass and attempt to cock tease as much as she likes without being assaulted and nearly having her face broke open.

And I know how they dance in Jamaica, but this was just ugly humiliation.
I agree these guys are a bunch of heathens but what does it make her to shake her fat ass among them? I don't agree with women being roughed up anymore than I agree with them trying to be c0ckteases-which is the female equivalent of male physicality. however, I wouldn't go so far to call her a c0ck tease as she wasn't targeting anyone particularly.
 
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