I was with my oneitis, when a friend of the oneitis text me, saying I want to **** your brains out. I showed this to my oneitis and we both thought it was a joke, so my oneitis text her back, pretending to be me... Later on in the evening, I sent another text back, jokingly, asking when the proposed **** was going to happen... it turned out after a chat that she was serious, and not just joking, so the situation is striklingly wierd.. How do I get rid of her...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Don't get rid of her. You've got it on a silver platter. If oneitis is driving you crazy and she's not your committed GF get it done. You have little to lose. And if oneitis is commitment-phobic, teach her a lesson.
Surley this would end any chance I would have with the oneitis? Also, seeing as the oneitis sent the firtatious texts for me, that is pretty manipulative and using her 'skills'. I mean I have no issue with banging girls, but I preffer to get them on my own accord, and I get a fair few.Strip Club Inspector said:Don't get rid of her. You've got it on a silver platter. If oneitis is driving you crazy and she's not your committed GF get it done. You have little to lose. And if oneitis is commitment-phobic, teach her a lesson.
oneitis by definition is infatuation with a woman you cannot get. A: She sent flirtatious text messages for you, apparently she doesn't mind too much if girl B "effs your brains out." I know if she was into you, she'd probably have reservations about it and definitely wouldn't be sending these messages. No, it wouldn't end any chances you have with the oneitis, think about it. Things could always "not work out" and you go back to your oneitis.
Just don't blow it with this other girl and you're in.
Just don't blow it with this other girl and you're in.
We both really thought she was joking, based on a conversation the three of us had a few days before, this is why the situation is so weird. It seems more than likley that she is joking, but is trying to prolong the joke, or else she would be here now ****ing me, wouldn't she?rrrrr said:oneitis by definition is infatuation with a woman you cannot get. A: She sent flirtatious text messages for you, apparently she doesn't mind too much if girl B "effs your brains out." I know if she was into you, she'd probably have reservations about it and definitely wouldn't be sending these messages. No, it wouldn't end any chances you have with the oneitis, think about it. Things could always "not work out" and you go back to your oneitis.
Just don't blow it with this other girl and you're in.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Chloroform.styleman said:How do I get rid of her...
Then drive her out into the middle of nowhere. Preferably a field or something.
Maybe she'll find her way back home. Maybe not...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Well yeah, but she is a friend, so I need to do it lightly.Call_Me_Daddy said:Chloroform.
Then drive her out into the middle of nowhere. Preferably a field or something.
Maybe she'll find her way back home. Maybe not...