Weird Situation

[smokez01]

hello everyone, i am new here,

To introduce my self ive been reading around this site for a few months now and fine this very interesting stuff, its uncommon common knowledge, heh, Thank you to everyone who has helped aid me,..

well to the situation that i had today,

I was standing in line waiting for lunch, these 2 spanish girls, hb 7.5 and hb8 go on the other side of the line and hop over the fence, then they started talking and laughing and talking to these 2 kids infront of me saying how they were nice and didnt make a big scene when they cut in line, i rolled my eyes and wanted to talk but im new at this stuff so i acted like i didnt give a ****, some how we started talking and they asked where i am from

hb7.5: so where are you from?
me: guatemala
hb7.5: ooo guatemalteco
hb8: so whos hispanic, your mom or your dad?
me: my mother
hb7.5: and your dads a gringo?
me: yeah

**them 2 start fondling around with eachother like talking and **** then they turn to me and say**

hb7.5: do you think her ass is big?
me: No ( i said it with a straight face and a straight answer, the look on 7.5's face was priceless,
hb8: *shocked*
hb8: well your penis might be small
me: well you dont know that do you?
hb8: * talking to hb7.5: atleast hes honest, he could be a good friend to use for advice blah blah blah

at that point i didnt really care much except to get my food, they both were prety hot and had very nice asses, we move a little in line and hb7.5 says:

hb7.5: i would show you my ass but everyone would look,

i just stood there and made a weird face and thought everyone looks anyway what does it matter

then hb8 kept saying "look! is it small too!? and when hb7.5 turned around to show me i kept my eyes forward, they were getting so antsy as to why i wasnt looking at her ass, then hb8 says

hb8: are you gay?
me: No (then i made a weird face like where the hell did that come from)

then basically they got their food and i got mine and they left


IMMEDIATLY after the situation happened and i was eating with my friends i thought of so many other things i could have said and done, i hate when that happens!!

now im wondering what some of you would have said or done,

BUT what comes to my mind is how ****ing random it was to have 2 ****ing chicks asking me how their asses were and ****, i sensed attraction afterwards but their actions seemed to be as if they were just flirts with everybody, this was prolly the most randomest **** that has happend to me in a WHILE, i simply did not know what to do or say, i thought i did alright but if i had as much experience as some of you guys on here i coulda prolly pulled BOTH of them!

please suggestions/advice, much appreciated, thank you !!

 

[big_jeffry]

this is what you do. Think of someone who is very successful with women. Then picture in your head like a movie sorta thing what he would do or what he would have done, and you will find the appropriate answer quite quickly.

 

[MarcP]

As your social experience grows you'll start to think faster so don't worry about it. Its normal to think of the perfect idea after the situation happens because your brain can fully think through the situation like I said your subconsious brain will start to act more and it'll give your brain less to think about. That's what I think. The motto: go out there and chat up girls till you don't have to think

 

[Sterling the Runner]

Dude I would have been all cool and said "well i will have to feel your ass to see how big it is" and when she asked if her ass was big i would say "oh yeah More cushin for the pushin!"

 

[M2k961]

These girls played you like a flute.

When you deal with an outgoing girl like this, you have to lay on as many negs as possible, and be as controlling as possible.

Her: Where you from?
You: I don't tell strangers where I'm from. I don't believe we've been introduced, my name is Smokez *extend hand*
Her: (Says her name, say it was Lucy) Lucy.

You see how you took control of the situation in this example?

NEVER ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE INTERROGATED BY WOMEN.

They ask you these questions to see how you'll react. You took the bait, and answered. Chump!

But, don't worry, I would have done the same thing in your situation a year ago.

It's a learning process.

Be glad you fvcked up.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[smokez01]

Thanks for the advice, M2k961, i FULLY understand what you are saying,

that little sentence you said about her asking where i am from, im going to try to remember it if there is a next time, I see how you are getting at, i really hate it when they ask so many questions, like you said,

 

[Bunk 040]

If I was you I would find those two chicks n ask them to rate you and your buddy's asses or something, then just play it like I would and get their numbers.

 

[JSH]

well, girls over here dont wanna be told their ass is big, so i would have said yes (because its a bad thing)