"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Weird Situation - Questions

JT7890

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Hey guys, I have been reading around Sosuave for awhile now and I wanted to start posting here this year. I'm going to be posting my field report/women journals here shortly this afternoon, but I do have a question.

So I chilled with an old friend of mine last night and things lead to another, and she ending up giving me head.

Well, I wake up this morning and I'm literally burning like hell. To add, there's blood coming from my penis as well which I think is related to the burning.

So I go to the Emergency room (and I'm hoping my health insurance sees this situation as an emergency or else I'm going to have to fight them on Monday so they don't ruin my credit), and the doctor prescribes:

CEPHALOSPORIN ANTIBIOTICS

He takes a little stick like thing and puts it through the tip of my penis (which hurted) and then they put a shot in my behind afterwards.

I tried to piss again here this afternoon and this shyt still burns like hell.

1.) Anybody have any experiences with this?

2.) How in the hell does my penis act like this JUST from getting head? That's all she did. I didn't see any blood in her mouth or anything.

Thanks guys.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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JT7890

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Update to this. Well, it looks like the medication worked pretty fast because the burning stopped and I was able to funny piss after hours :).

I'm still wondering what caused this. Am I going to have to put on a condom now everytime I get head :confused:
 

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Why the hell are you asking us? Don't you think the doctor would know a little bit more?

Yes, you can contract an std from getting head
Yes, you just did
Yes, the antibiotics will cure you if it is a bacterial infection
Yes, you should tell that slvt to get tested.
 
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