"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Weird co-worker

Demon Wolf

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I had an odd experience with a co-worker. I work in separate departments than this chick. I work in shoes and she works in a few other departments. She comes into my department and mentions she thinks a pair of shoes is cute. I tell her
"Michelle, you better not be screwing up my shoes."
M: "Oh, I totally am."
DW: "I guess I will have to tell on you."
she leaves and comes back with go backs for me and starts looking at some shoes near where I am. Then goes into the aisle I am in and straightening out and moves a display I just adjusted. I give her the look and she smiles and says "I would never mess with your department Demon." Then puts the display back.
I am not sure what to make of this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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j0n024

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WHAT THE FVCK!

Are you serious that you have this problem...like really this isnt a joke thread????????????!!?!?!?!?!!?!

First...think about it ...the girl always comes and messes with YOU and makes it obvious to YOU that SHE is around YOU. The girl is attracted or at least interested in you and you should at least take the hint...unless your that thick headed to not see it and make a damn move.

IS this where we are in society, that men cant even distinguish when women flirt with us or when they are interested in us, are we becoming that desensitized to our MANHOOD that we cant pick this up anymore?!

Look this is what I would do....

Next time she starts messing up all I would do is start talking to her and say "You really like being around me dont you, well I havent made any plans for this Friday or Saturday (Your choice) and since your so into me and dont lie you make it soooo obvious that we are going to do something on said day. So give me your number and stop bothering me loser and I will see you on said day."

That's it .
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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