"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Weird co-worker

Demon Wolf

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I had an odd experience with a co-worker. I work in separate departments than this chick. I work in shoes and she works in a few other departments. She comes into my department and mentions she thinks a pair of shoes is cute. I tell her
"Michelle, you better not be screwing up my shoes."
M: "Oh, I totally am."
DW: "I guess I will have to tell on you."
she leaves and comes back with go backs for me and starts looking at some shoes near where I am. Then goes into the aisle I am in and straightening out and moves a display I just adjusted. I give her the look and she smiles and says "I would never mess with your department Demon." Then puts the display back.
I am not sure what to make of this.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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j0n024

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WHAT THE FVCK!

Are you serious that you have this problem...like really this isnt a joke thread????????????!!?!?!?!?!!?!

First...think about it ...the girl always comes and messes with YOU and makes it obvious to YOU that SHE is around YOU. The girl is attracted or at least interested in you and you should at least take the hint...unless your that thick headed to not see it and make a damn move.

IS this where we are in society, that men cant even distinguish when women flirt with us or when they are interested in us, are we becoming that desensitized to our MANHOOD that we cant pick this up anymore?!

Look this is what I would do....

Next time she starts messing up all I would do is start talking to her and say "You really like being around me dont you, well I havent made any plans for this Friday or Saturday (Your choice) and since your so into me and dont lie you make it soooo obvious that we are going to do something on said day. So give me your number and stop bothering me loser and I will see you on said day."

That's it .
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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