StudMeister
Don Juan
Okay, everyone who has a weird ass relationship post your stories here. It doesn't matter if its your current b/f or g/f or your ex.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Weird Ass Relationships
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Capi Crimini
Banned
One time I had sex wit my mother and had a sister and daughter at the same time. Then I had sex wit her and I had a daughter and ganddaughter/ neice at the same time.
IT was a little strange.
IT was a little strange.
Canadianpimpology
Senior Don Juan
My gf cries because she can't see or talk to me for 5 days because I'm going on vacation. LoL.
StudMeister
Don Juan
My EX did not give a **** about me and now shows more interest then ever ... So she TXT messages my phone ... 15 in 2 hours.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
MacdaddyJr
Don Juan
For some odd reason my beautiful ex girlfriend thought she was really ugly naked and wouldn't have sex with me unless it was dim or dark in the room. And after some great lovin she would sometimes cry and get extremely touchy and angry. She told me she couldn't believe that I liked her and her body, seriously...
Kind of like the pyscho blond girl in "Anger Mangement" with Adam sandler. She looked like a much younger version of Marissa Tomei in that movie.
Kind of like the pyscho blond girl in "Anger Mangement" with Adam sandler. She looked like a much younger version of Marissa Tomei in that movie.
StudMeister
Don Juan
My friend's ex, decided to dump him just cause she could and rather go with her brother who is 22 to the movies on Friday nights then try and work things out with him. She is very religious.
4nando
Don Juan
I went out with this chick for like four months, all the time she's professing abstinence or celibacy or some stupid sh*t like that. One day she meets this random guy at school and completely forgets about me. No official break-up though; she just drops off the face of the earth. A week after that they have sex. Now that's f'ed up.
I hope to God she was screwing this guy behind my back, because if she felt like doing him a week after meeting him, then I should feel really bad.
I hope to God she was screwing this guy behind my back, because if she felt like doing him a week after meeting him, then I should feel really bad.
That's rough stuff, man.
Really rough.
But think about it - let's assume she really was thinking abstinence or whatever when she was with you.
Woman LOVE the idea of being 'swept off their feet', and 'having no choice'. This dude probably just was holding all the right cards to fit into that category.
But still...that sucks.
Drowning
Don Juan
Girl goes to see a movie with me. Didn't really watch the movie, and we made out in my car for about an hour afterwards. She didn't want to go home.
She flakes on me the next weekend, but I decide to roll with it. Calling her maybe...twice a week at this point, with her calling me frequently.
The next weekend rolls around and I find out that, hey!, she's "dating" some guy from her school! (We go to different schools.) Call her up, ask "WTF?"
Seems that I'm "not her type" because I was being too "****y" and "aggressive". She tells me she likes guys who don't have such high opinions of themselves. (i.e. Pussies who will do whatever she wants and buy her whatever she wants.) I get pissed off at her for being such a materialistic, shallow, all-around ***** and hang up on her. (Hopefully) I will never speak to the ***** again.
Damn...I wish things could just ****in' work out for me sometime...
Ah well...back to the ol' drawing board...
She flakes on me the next weekend, but I decide to roll with it. Calling her maybe...twice a week at this point, with her calling me frequently.
The next weekend rolls around and I find out that, hey!, she's "dating" some guy from her school! (We go to different schools.) Call her up, ask "WTF?"
Seems that I'm "not her type" because I was being too "****y" and "aggressive". She tells me she likes guys who don't have such high opinions of themselves. (i.e. Pussies who will do whatever she wants and buy her whatever she wants.) I get pissed off at her for being such a materialistic, shallow, all-around ***** and hang up on her. (Hopefully) I will never speak to the ***** again.
Damn...I wish things could just ****in' work out for me sometime...
Ah well...back to the ol' drawing board...
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
StudMeister
Don Juan
The girl I used to date, had some ****ed up personal preferences. She hated holding hands, gentle ass touching and refused to makout with me due to her only having tried it once with some ****ing looser who had breath comparable to a Greyhound bus station bathroom. I never even got to see the panties ... although she still calls and tells me their color.