"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wedding Proposal Ideas

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Sup Dons..

Well, i need some help. Does anyone have any good ideas (things that you've used/heard of) for a wedding proposal? I want to do something that she will remember for the rest of her life...something that when she tells her girlfriends about it, they'll wish they had a man like me..something that will make her panties wet:p , and that will let her know that i am the true Don..

btw: im open for any ideas...(etc suprise vacations...)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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your only 16, u have your entire life ahead of you to think of that.
 
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Originally posted by icallug
your only 16, u have your entire life ahead of you to think of that.
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Maybe he's older than that. Perhaps he forgot to update his profile.

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Just stick with traditional marriage proposal.. I see no reason why to be special as marriage itself is already special.
 
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Originally posted by icallug
your only 16, u have your entire life ahead of you to think of that.
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its actually for a wedding project in school...we're workin with somoene and we have to plan out a wedding...i wanna do something slick for the proposal because im feelin this girl and i want her to know that i got game like that..and if u dont have any ideas to give then dont even respond:rolleyes:
 
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well then....if its just for school, you could get your group of friends (im guessing you guys all gather in a spot during lunch to chill) and when she comes get them all to yell "will you marry me" with you kneelling infront of her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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nooo...we have to plan out a wedding...we dont have to actually propose but we have to write about how we did propose (basically make up something and ttype it up)
 
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Gosh your 16 and thinking about getting married, i'm 24 and i'm not even thinking about getting married yet for at least a couple of years but would like to be married by the time i'm 30 or at least in a serious relationship by then. Enjoy your time man.
 
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ok....mabye you could make it an all day event. like first you flew her to paris or something and went on a romantic boat ride down the river, then you took her for a special dinner, then you took her to the eiffel tower or something like that. and when you got back to your hotel, you arranged for someone to put up a whole bunch of candles everywhere and rose pedals and you looked her in the eyes, got down on one knee, and said her full name (middle included) and asked her to marry you.



then you made sweet love the rest of the night.
 
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A cop arrests you and does a search. He finds a ring in your pocket and gives it to her: "I think he'd like you to have this"

Saw it on the tv once.
 
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So it has come to this...

teaching our children AFC stuff like planning weddings?

WTF? What class is this? Wedding Planning?

"The end is near......"

Dietzcoi
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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