"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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has anyone seen star wars episode III: revenge of the sith? is it a dj movie?

stoooooooooooooooooooooooop
 

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I don't hit on girls at weddings. You can never tell who's married, or who's a cousin you haven't seen in a while. :p
 

I'm Joe Dirt

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Well at a wedding only hit on the ones who came for the opposite party, like uh if you are related to the groom only hit on those who know the bride, and vice versa. That's probably your safest bet since even if you are because of the wedding somehow related at least you arent blood related so that may be less creepy.
 

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Originally posted by squirrels
I don't hit on girls at weddings. You can never tell who's married, or who's a cousin you haven't seen in a while. :p
You do know married women wear rings (on the left ring finger), right?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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These are the sorts of threads that are usually deleted. Since this is about the 3rd one I've come across today, I'm leaving it up - hopefully anyone considering posting anything like it will see this first and choose to not make a new thread after all.
 
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