Wedding Cake Toppers That Say A Lot About Today's Marriages

[Desdinova]

These are supposed to be "hilarious" cake toppers. The only one I found amusing was the one with the groom pulling his bride out of the hole. Most of the others clearly indicate that it's expected for the wife to wear the pants in the house.

http://www.trendfrenzy.net/hilarious-cake-toppers/

 

[samspade]

Gross.

 

[Malcontent]

There should be one of a guy getting his balls cut off.

 

[glass half full]

 

[Sprayarc]

We need a meteor

 

[Yewki]

I think some of you are taking the article too seriously. I thought they were pretty good. I liked the one where they're both on their phones

 

[zekko]

Some of them depict the male as the prize, like the ones where the woman is "catching" the guy, dragging him to the alter, or keeping him from running off.

 

[old married dude]

The older & wiser I get, the more I realize that marriage is strictly for betas.