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CoRVeTTe6699
Don Juan
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bro, just whack off before you go out with the girl.... or tell her to give you a bI0wj0b before u have sex... wait 10 minutes and nail her.. ull last hours. thats what i do
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
You must be gay!
JaguarMike
Don Juan
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
A
Stop mastubating, find a girlfriend who is clean and has her tubes tied.
B
Find a real girl, You will learn what a condom is for.
C
Stop using 15000 year old technizeus to plant your seed, it doesn't work unless it has a chance to hit a female ovum.
D
We are not bacterium, Our sperm in the TP, hand, toilet, towel, etc. Does not regenerate or mysteriously attain fetal definition and begin to absorb nutrients.
Stop mastubating, find a girlfriend who is clean and has her tubes tied.
B
Find a real girl, You will learn what a condom is for.
C
Stop using 15000 year old technizeus to plant your seed, it doesn't work unless it has a chance to hit a female ovum.
D
We are not bacterium, Our sperm in the TP, hand, toilet, towel, etc. Does not regenerate or mysteriously attain fetal definition and begin to absorb nutrients.