Wealth of stupid excuses women give.

[jakeyboy]

i'm sure everyone of you out there has met one before. she is the total b*tch. she is simply impossible to talk to, and brushes you off with a total lame ass line. DO SHARE the wealth of nonsense excuses for brushing you off before even getting to know you.

(setting is an uppity cafe in a swank part of town)
me: hi

her: (looks at me quizzically)

me: i'm jake... what's your name?

her: sorry my coffee is getting cold. (turns back on me and shuffles off to another part of the cafe with her beloved cup of coffee)

me: 8( DOH.

 

[Bigsnake]

That one is pretty harsh...

The worst one's I've gotten are when I'm in a hall and try to stop a girl... I sometimes just get the funny look and they keep walking...

One time I got frustrated and after I got the look said, "*****" and got the finger... *shrug*

 

[duke007]

How about this just yesterday

*Standing on train platform. I can sense blondie girl is looking at me*

We get on the train and there are no seats at all

I stand near blondie and say in a laid-back manner with a friendly smile:

Me: "Damn, we missed out on a seat"

She then looks at me funny, then quickly opens up the crappy tabloid paper she was holding.

Yeah i know, not a great line but it wasn't said with anger or frustation. Just an empathic observation.

It was my first CA in a crowded train and I crashed and burned! There was a guy about my age standing right next to us

 

[blitzin']

A couple months ago I was out at this bar dancing, and I saw these three hbs all 7-8's. We were making eye contact for a while so I finally got up to go talk to them, I should have paid closer attention. So I get over to them introduce myself and they just sit and stare at me with this dumbfounded look. Just stare no smile, no frown, just stare and don't respond. So we sit there and look at eachother for a minute I smile and say"O.K obviously you're all mute." They still just stare. So I just nonchalantly turn and go back to my friends, and laugh my ass off. About 5 mins later one of them comes over smiling and asks my name. I tell her, and she says cool, and walks away. I found some other women and danced with them instead.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by jakeyboy

her: sorry my coffee is getting cold. (turns back on me and shuffles off to another part of the cafe with her beloved cup of coffee)

You should've said, "Then it suits you."

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by blitzin'
A couple months ago I was out at this bar dancing, and I saw these three hbs all 7-8's. We were making eye contact for a while so I finally got up to go talk to them, I should have paid closer attention. So I get over to them introduce myself and they just sit and stare at me with this dumbfounded look. Just stare no smile, no frown, just stare and don't respond. So we sit there and look at eachother for a minute I smile and say"O.K obviously you're all mute." They still just stare. So I just nonchalantly turn and go back to my friends, and laugh my ass off. About 5 mins later one of them comes over smiling and asks my name. I tell her, and she says cool, and walks away. I found some other women and danced with them instead.

Did you ask any questions? Or did you just go up and say, "Hi, my name's Blitzin."?

I think you need to learn some basic social skills if you're going to cold-approach groups of women. You don't just go up and introduce yourself and then expect THEM to carry you through the conversation.

 

[blitzin']

Yeah, I know. I had a little too much to driink that night, and my mind wasn't working too fast. That's the only time it's ever happened though, so I'm not too worried.

 

[tatlongxxx]

its better to have a conversation first, before u ask for her name.

 

[jakeyboy]

damn. some women's attitudes really stink alright.

just remembered another.

(setting is a regular neighbourhood library, girl is sitting alone at the table, engrossed in book, but appears to peer up at me every now and then. i am leafing through some book while making mild EC with her)

she seemed interested. so i walked up to her

me: hey

her: um. hi

me: studying?

her: yeah

me: you don't look like you're much into studying -grins- in fact, you look pretty restless. how bout joining me for a hot cuppa something?

her: -eyes open wide- sorry. i dont like men.

me: WHAT?!! well its your loss lesbo. -walks away-

man. i didnt know girls could be so weird. why is it that they look so good but they act so dumb and all ****ty? haha hope someone can explain this to me