"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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We will never have the sexual power. Not when 60 yr old women can screw like this

Jaylan

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60-year old woman's year of dating 20-somethings

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...esistible-men-20s-looking-sex-no-strings.html

Wow oh wow. Dudes have no self control and give up all their power too often. I mean, by all means enjoy having sex with whom you like. But I cant believe how so many men are willing to accept any puzzy thrown at them.

And shes writing a book. Lord, no wonder its so hard for a lot of guys to get even averagely cute women. Many of our brethren have no standards.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'd fvck her just for the lolz. Nature dictates that men are always going to be less choosy than women.
 

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She looks gross, most men don't have standards though.
 

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My d!ck shriveled up just looking at her. Yuck. Barf. She probably banged a bunch of lonely virgins.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This woman is hideous. She has manly features. One of my plates is actually a 60 year old woman who is absolutely impossibly young-looking. Most of you guys know that I'm quite young looking myself, and this lady (mine) was blessed with incredible genes. Skin as soft as a baby's behind, ultra-young features, feminine all the way. I never thought in a million years I would ever be interested in anyone even my own age (56) because most of them look way too old for me.

But the hag represented here is an absolute abomination LOL. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
 

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I wouldnt touch that old hag.
 

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LOL dirty old broad! I wonder how she's handle a vigorous throating! Barfer or spitter?
 

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Me and her equals a one way ticket to bang town.

"The older the violin the sweeter the music."
-Gus McCrae
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jaylan said:
I cant believe how so many men are willing to accept any puzzy thrown at them.
slightly misleading of you.

according to the article she was pursued in the main by younger guys in their 20's who were turned on by older women.
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
Me and her equals a one way ticket to bang town.

"The older the violin the sweeter the music."
(imaginary vomiting emoticon)

I hope you're joking because that old hag is nasty. Did you see that sh1t under her neck? At least she kept the same hairstyle since she was 20. Imagine how loose she would be. Just goes to show you that some men aren't too picky and will bang anything. After this article comes out, I bet more old hags will use Tinder looking for young men.
 

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this is just beyond redemption...

we men should change this now! hundreds and hundreds of desperate men competing for average to ugly women, fat, old women...what the heck??

This has gone way too far, I mean, we let women conquer all the sexual power, this is insane!
50 years ago men had almost all the power, now it is the other way around!

We let women have so much sexual power, so much freedom...that now they have SO MANY options (guys) that they can do whatever they want, whenever they want. This is why we have now so many selfish bit-ches, superficial women, manipulative... they can use as many men as they please, they can have FWB, boyfriends, ex bfs, emotional tampons...or all at the same time.

Nowadays they have too many ways to meet new men everyday and keep contact: facebook, whatsapp, tinder, cell phone, online dating profiles...
And when they get home, they have 20 messages on their online profiles, 6 friend request on Fb from random guys, 3 dudes texting them and asking them out...
Its like having a rich kid, he has so much money that he becomes selfish, despotic etc
They have the attention span of a fly, they are flaky...they want to have their cake and it it too...its crazy.

I have a female friend that is a bit ugly, and she has so many options...that one day she said to me:
"- I know, there are so many guys chasing me that I cannot imagine how it would be if I were hotter."
 

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sylvester the cat said:
slightly misleading of you.

according to the article she was pursued in the main by younger guys in their 20's who were turned on by older women.
Highly doubt those guys were truly turned on by a woman in her 50s that isnt even hot for her age. Im thinking those dudes went trolling for easy tail, and saw her profile age range meant they could get some.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SgtSplacker

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"But I cant believe how so many men are willing to accept any puzzy thrown at them."

Hey man there's nothing wrong with busting a nut on some old milf that want's it. I wouldn't buy her anything though.. lol.
 

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What is the point of this thread?

It's disgusting.

Just let it die.
 

foreverAFC

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i know a guy from high school who banged a toothless homeless woman on a dare and didnt even have a problem with it
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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