"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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We stole her phone!

backseatjuan

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My female friend: 28 turned yesterday 4th, HB7 from Ukrain, came to Sochi, Russia to work as a prostitute. Known her since last month, after I paid her 80 bucks for sex. After which I took her home, I known her friend Kristina from before. Anyway, we remained friends, since sexually we simply incompatible. I have a small d1ck, and I need love for stimulation, I can't score with a prostitute. Every chick after her had banging sex with me. But anyway, we remained friends, since she has father and home back in Ukrain, and works here like this only because Ukrain is a slum.

So she came back to work after 1 month back in her country, and called me. I invited her home, she had her period, and couldn't work, and needed a place to stay, she didn't ask for it, but I invited her.

Me, her and my friend Danil spend the whole night together. Those two were fvcking, and I was just around trying to watch and jerk off to a porno. But really c0ck blocking, since Danil has price and couldn't do it like that. But that's just how we spend time here, not entirely 100% right, but nothing wrong with it either. So anyway, today I went to a bank, and left my female friend home alone. After I come back there was a scandal here. Her phone is missing, she is blaming me, saying that I stole her phone, either I or Danil.

Ok, I said no fvcking way baby, we are good guys, we don't do sh1t like that. you are confusing your ho house with my house, in my house people don't steal you got it. Not only in my house people don't steal, in Danil's house people don't steal.

Yes, I admit it, out of 10 biblical principles, we both have 8, don't steal and don't murder doesn't apply to us. But we do have sacred, and that is our home. Can't steal from a guest, for that we could answer to fief in law, God Father in your language.

So I spend 2 hours telling her, listen I said, we can't steal from you. If your phone was with you when you came here, then it's here, you lost it. I tried looking for it, and couldn't find it. She was sure it was with her. After 2 hours she said to me so many things, and basically you know who your friends in extreme situations, and this one was an extreme situation. I took her ass, and she didn't want to leave, and I brought it back to her ho house, and she didn't want to leave my car, I pepper sprayed her, missed her eyes, she left her self.

I now feel sorry for standing up for myself. Is that fvcking normal?

I don't know, on one hand she was genuine, her phone really was missing. But was it missing from my house? I'm sure not. On the other hand, she makes a sh1tty friend, and I should be happy for heavens sending me this incident that shook the bottom of the ocean and brought all the sh1t to the top.

I told her, everything you do now, you send into the heavens, and it comes back to you as karma, and she knows astrology. The only thing I did wrong is throwing her ass out.

In PUA world I did right, since she didn't want to fvck with me cuz I have a small penis, and she jumped on my friend cuz he has an anaconda. Jumped even though she had her period.

Why the fvck do I feel bad for what I did?????
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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P.S. called Ukrain her friend Kristina told her what happened. She tells me they stop being friend cuz this chic too blamed her for stealing her phone. Awesome!!!
 

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Wow. You put a lot of effort into this trolling stuff.

I bet you could build nations with all the free time you must have.
 

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Iceberg said:
Wow. You put a lot of effort into this trolling stuff.

I bet you could build nations with all the free time you must have.
Either that or he's been watching too much Jerry Springer
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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