"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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We Are All Doomed

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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

Is there any way to stop it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Chryongenically freeze yourself...
 
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HOW?
Where do I have to go to get this done and how does it work?
 
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I hope you're kidding...Nevertheless:

There are various companies throughout America that provide this service (Google it). Essentially, one of the biggest "drives" for the industry is people with uncurable illness who wish to be frozen and then thawed at a time when the cure for what they have is found.

I don't believe it's extremely safe or that there's a very high chance of success, but if you've got a few thousand dollars sitting around and really want to stick it to nature, then here's your chance.

For a smaller price, you can simply have your head frozen. I'm not sure what the point of it is or what they plan on doing with your head if it works out, but I'd imagine they'd either attach it to some kind of machine or give you a robot body (with a taste for human flesh, of course).
 
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If you are serious send $1000 to:

123 Anywhere street
Yourtown, USA 01234

When your check clears I will give you the secret to eternal life.

Fail to do so at your own risk.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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