"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ways you responded when someone asked about your gf.

ScrewIt

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There were often times in the past when someone asked me that question, and the fact was i didnt have a gf at that time.

dude from class:
you got a gf?
me: no
dude: you're lying
me: im not why do u think that?
dude: dunno

a male acquantance: u got a gf?
me: she's somewhere around here.
zap 2 months forwards...same guy again
you got a gf?
me: you like to ask me that dont you?
cause you didnt tell me.
me: not atm

female acquantance: Where's your gf screwit?
you're nosey arent you?

and there were manyy other coutnless times where ppl liked to bug me and ask me about my gf cause they think im a player.
I know i couldve just circled the question and not answer it, but i didnt. i dont know if it landed me a good or bad impression.

How'd you guys answer when you were questioned this and were single?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Who gives a crap what a guy thinks?

If its a female asking - if you like her then tell her you have just a few GFs atm.
 

Kaine

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They think you are a player? hehehe

Tell them you haven't found the right boy yet

Say that as you are heavily flirting with them.

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Slash

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Guys question
Yep many...

Girls Question:-
In C/F or attraction Phase.
ask 'R U applying?'
if they say 'No' which usually is the case...
say 'then you dont need to know that '

In Rapport phase

'I Like meeting people but Ive yet to find the perfect one...' its a ****ing hook that makes them try harder.. (sneaky bastard..)

Try it its pure $$, the line in the rapport phase nevr fails me if Ive demonstrated Value... they will be begging you to take them.. its literally funny... after that

Ha!
 
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