"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wats wit ME?

snoop8

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ok, i dont know wats wit me! my girlfriend, shes like a 6HB maybe even a 5HB, but ok, i broke up wit her a while ago, and i was like yea let me move on, and i found some other girls, but damn! i cant get over her yet! i dont know wats wit me! theres something aobut her that makes me wanna go back wit her again! she tells me she wants to go back wit me again but i dont know if i should, i mean im supposed to move on right? i dont know wat to do, people, please help me! cause the other 2 girls i met r like 8HB or 9HB but i dont find, and i cant find wat my ex gave to me. i think i should go back wit her again, wat u guys think?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Big Eee Zee

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If you didn't type so poorly she never would have left you.


Jesus hates you because you can't spell.
 
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