"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Watch Porn. ( It made me have a better sex life)

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I use to hate porn and only thought it was for losers. Since I have been on this site for almost two years I have just started watching porn.


It has helped me alot in my sex life. It has showed me diffrent ways I can fvck girls. It has showed me diffrent ways to eat them out.

I don't pay attention to the speaking parts. But it shows me alot of diffrent techniques.

After I have sex with women they say it was the sh1t or I liked this part. If the say it was the sh1t I say what part.

They tell me and next time I do it longer and better.

Sometimes I do women wrong and I am working on that but I think I am a great lover. That's why women come back to me.

Sex is all about feeling good and letting go. I always think about getting women off before myself.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Also if you are trying to get with a girl and you watch porn with her, that should get you in. Most girls won't admit it but alot of them love porn.
 

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Originally posted by comote
Also if you are trying to get with a girl and you watch porn with her, that should get you in. Most girls won't admit it but alot of them love porn.

Very true. But I messed up last time I did this I payed more attention to the movie than the woman.;)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I find alot of the new porn now a days is all about anal sex! WTF, I mean really, how many girls out their like to get a*s jammed. I havent been with one yet.

What your saying is true, a guy can learn alot from porn. I never rent porn, but I had a satalite dish before with all the free porn I could get. Just don't get to hardcore, you might scair her.
 

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Originally posted by Brasco
I find alot of the new porn now a days is all about anal sex! WTF, I mean really, how many girls out their like to get a*s jammed. I havent been with one yet.

What your saying is true, a guy can learn alot from porn. I never rent porn, but I had a satalite dish before with all the free porn I could get. Just don't get to hardcore, you might scair her.
Youre absolutely right. I mean come on!!! What kind of perverts watch that shit anyway? I avoid it like the plague. It's disgusting. I can't seem to find much of good stuff anywhere. I wish someone made porn movies where erotica is combined with real sex images. Basically take any late night movie on Starz!, HBO or Cinemax and mix it with the "hardcore" shots.
 

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What kind of perverts watch that **** anyway
Ooh Ooh me me me!!! I fukkin LOVE porn. I watch it with every girlfriend i have had. In fact I wont date a chick if she is not into it. WHy? because I get tired of looking at the same ass everytime i bone! I like to get my nasty on while watching a wide variety of depraved chicks do uncomprehensable things with their bodies! Fun sh*t!

I do wish the directors put more imagination into these films though. I think I would make a great director for porn. Set up like 10 cameras for a variety of shots. SHow penetration, cut to girls face, cut to shaking titties, cut to hand on ass, cut to shadowy forms writhing in the darkness. See? I am a fukkin artist! I see a vision of the future...

Ron Don Productions presents:

"YourAssLick Park II"
 

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Don Ron,

If you have a chick that is that hardcore, first of all, CONGRADULATIONS dude. Secondly, get checked out for STD'S, unles she is a chick that you broke in yourself.
 

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She is not really that hardcore dude. She wont even let me do anal! (hence the anal porn collection) She's actually a sweetheart and though I am not her first, she comes from a christian family so she has issues with sex and has only had a few other partners. We both got tested and passed with flying colors. Thanks for your concern though!

:)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I think you can (and should) get hard core porn to turn the girl on if it is done well. Girls(and frankly me as well) don't want to see a scene with a closeup of a **** inside a vagina for 10 minutes. I would rather see the bigger picture showing the hotness of the chick with an occasional short closeup.
Vivid and Wicked have good movies.
 

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Originally posted by comote
Girls(and frankly me as well) don't want to see a scene with a closeup of a **** inside a vagina for 10 minutes.
Yea, I find most pornos are soooooooooooooo boring in this way.

Show me lust on her face, hot oiled bodies, moaning, girl pleasing girl (lol), total abandonment in the eyes, loss of inhibition, the animalistic urge taking control.....I could go on and on lol!
 

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Originally posted by Don Ron
She is not really that hardcore dude. She wont even let me do anal! (hence the anal porn collection) She's actually a sweetheart and though I am not her first, she comes from a christian family so she has issues with sex and has only had a few other partners. We both got tested and passed with flying colors. Thanks for your concern though!

:)
If you want to stick it in the ass that much, you might want to consider switching sexualities...
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
If you want to stick it in the ass that much, you might want to consider switching sexualities...
No doubt! I don't really get it either. If sex gets THAT boring, you know you gotta svitcha zee veemen.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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