"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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watch out for the new rejection scheme

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Eternal

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Can't b*tches...Erm, females just say "no?" anymore?
 

rgeere

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Originally posted by crazykid
Can't b*tches...Erm, females just say "no?" anymore?
No, being the malicious creatures they are they enjoy rubbing salt into the wounds of their dying victims to make themselves feel better about the torture they have caused other people to endure...

We're talking about the really really sadistic ones, right?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Oh come on now, women are just basically wusses, there's nothing malicious about their inability to say no. Consider this, you talk to a woman in a bar. Within 10 seconds she knows that she isn't interested in you. Nine times out of 10, does she tell you? NO, she's a wuss.

You not knowing this offer her a drink (if you're an AFC), she agrees not because she wants a free drink (it's not worth the trouble because she knows that if she accepts it'll be harder to get rid of you), she takes it anyway because she's a wuss.

You ask her to dance with you and she agrees. There's still no attraction on her part but she goes along with it because... SHE'S a WUSS!

Finally, you ask for her number and she actually gives it to you! You get home and call her in three day just to find out it's the number to a car wash. You get pissed off and can't understand why she did that. You think that she's just malicious and did all of that just to get a free drink. You're wrong, she did it because SHE'S A WUSS AND CAN NOT SAY NO!!!!

And that is why they need services like this. Just accept it as fact and move on.
 
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