"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Watch out DJs!! ;)
- Thread starter Jamo
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Banned
If the roles were reversed and the guy glued her cvnt and ass cheeks shut and wrote a profanity on her back I wonder if he would get 6 months probation.
Pffff he'd be hung drawn and quatered and labelled the next Charlie Manson (and rightly so) however this b!tch gets 6 months probation and more than likely bags full of fan mail from man haters everywhere telling her "you go girlfriend".
spider_007
Master Don Juan
"O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged."
don't tell me they realized just now that guys LOVE IT when you glue their butocks together.
he should have went back and glued her motuth and pvssy shut
don't tell me they realized just now that guys LOVE IT when you glue their butocks together.
he should have went back and glued her motuth and pvssy shut
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
All I can say is to say "No" to crazy h0es. There ain't no poon good enough to into anyone this vengeful.