"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Was watching Keys to the VIP tonight and I feel much better about my game

Kal0051

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 24, 2009
Messages
964
Reaction score
7
Decided to not go out this weekend. So I was watching Keys to the VIP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keys_to_the_VIP) and they had 2 of the biggest losers on the show. I feel SOOOO much better about my game. One of the guys had to beg for a number and the other guy couldn't get a number in the 3 games. And I thought I was bad, I guess I'm not that bad. I know this is kinda a random thread but I thought I'd say something.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

Poonani Maker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 29, 2007
Messages
4,392
Reaction score
927
Cajun was the best to ever do that show.
 

Kal0051

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 24, 2009
Messages
964
Reaction score
7
PHAT Rabbit said:
I disagree I think Cobra Commander Phil was the best... and I'd have the most fun doing what he does as opposed to Cajun - though Cajun is pure money.

To OP -- did you watch it on television or do you have a subscription? I used to watch it on YouTube or online but all the episodes have been erased it seems... if you know where I can find them online that would be great help.
I watched it on the Comedy Network. I think you can watch the shows from the Comedy Network website but you probably need to live in Canada for it to work (or maybe not, you could always try it).
 

Kal0051

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 24, 2009
Messages
964
Reaction score
7
Cr1msonKing said:
Watch some of the shows, some of them will put you to shame.


Awesome show btw.
Yeah I know some of the guys on there could put me to shame and I give my props to those guys. But some of them do far worse than me on my worst day and they act like they are gods (for instance last night with Mike and Isaac, man they sucked;Mike - 0.7 , Isaac - 0)
 
Top