"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Was This Girl Coming On To Me?

Albert Steam

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I was out at a popular bar Saturday night and a couple of super hot girls caught my eye.

One was a 6'2" turbo blonde hottie with curly hair. The other was a Latina with a great body and cute face. A couple of guys had been obviously rejected by the hottie so I was reluctant to make my move.

I was dancing "near" them though. Not so close as to approach them but close enough so that either I or the girls could have approached in a natural and easy manner.

Which is what the girls did. The Latina moves closer and closer bumping into me and we grind lightly. I'm still paying attention to the blonde though.

She eventually makes her way over and gets low, dipping her ass to the ground directly in front of me. Performing a sexy dance shaking her ass, basically like a stripper. It was ****ing great!

However, I was in shock. I wanted this girl to approach and she actually kinda sorta did! Yeah, a couple of nights after, when I'm chill, I realize what happened. But in the moment, I was like "holy ****, it's really happening!"

But yeah, she didn't turn around and grab me and makeout with me, so there's a bit of a disappointment there (just kidding). :)

I guess I just answered my own question. Yeah, she did. And I guess I froze up. I even drank a beer which I don't normally do and it still didn't get me unstifled.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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wifehunter

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hmmm...super hot girls in a bar... be hunting for that wang.

Use extreme caution uness you care nothing about your health and sanity. 90% chance of sluts.
 

IKO69

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Yeah dude I think you might have caught an STD, sucks for you.

You already made a thread about this, the answer hasn't changed. Yes, she was and you blew it.
 
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