"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Was this dude just AMOG'ing or drunk?

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Alright, I had a situation last time I went out to the club. The club was packed and I was feeling great. I had approached a couple sets too. So this place is packed and I found somewhere to sit. I even saw a dude from work and he bought me a beer. Night was going great.

So I go to sit down, drink my beer and check out the club from that position.

But this one dude, comes up to me and starts talking some gibberish about "Dude, what kind of hair color do you prefer?". I didn't know what the hell this dude was talking about, so I just went with it and said "Black hair I guess man". Then he starts talking about how I should approach this one girl. I don't know, dude was crazy lol.

The thing that got to me, is that while dude is doing this he literally gets all up in my personal space. Worse yet, this dude is freaking spitting when he's talking so I'm like "Hell naw" in my mind. I did manage to push the dude back a little, but since the club was crowded, there wasn't a lot of space for me to push him back. I tried to tell the dude "Alright man, but look, you're all up in my space", but dude keeps interrupting me and crap.

So dude brings up this blonde chick and I just said to the girl "I apologize for this dude, I have no idea what he's talking about".

After that the night was still good, I even had a chick literally grab me and try to grind on me.

But how would you have responded in a dude was all up in your personal space like that?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Neither. He was actually gay and was negging you. You should have sh1t-tested him.
 

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sageproduct said:
Neither. He was actually gay and was negging you. You should have sh1t-tested him.
Haha, but really though.

Would you guys have just shoved him away or just tried to yell over the dude or what?
 

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I think the best thing responses are to either ignore him, avoid him, or agree&amplify/fwck with him so he feels weirded out by you and leaves
 

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He was probably just drunk... may be an outcast and trying to make friends/fit in or something. That's what I'd think. I've been to some bars where a guy was trying to hit on girls (same girls I was hitting on) and he was just saying some crazy/weird stuff. He was there by himself. They're out there.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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^^ what he said
 

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Why didn't you introduce him to the guy who grabbed your ass?
 

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Down Low said:
Why didn't you introduce him to the guy who grabbed your ass?
What would you have done? Oh, great keyboard comedian?

Seriously, I want to know, because I think you would have dealt with it the same way.

I simply made this thread to ask, what I should do if this situation comes up again. Might just beat the dude's ass next time and call it a day lol.
 
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