"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Okay well im getting picky about my body lately because im about to get my first head... well lets just say 3 girls want to give it to me :). This post isnt too bad... but i warn you anyways

On my thighs right to the sidesof my package there are red stripes.. Like damaged skin or something.. and its clearly visible because they are in the middle of each thigh (if looking at me from the front).... I have no clue what it is and ive had it for some time now. any ideas?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Raven125
Isnt that from giving birth? lol
Ha ha ha... you get stretch marks any time your skin stretches too much too quickly (which is why women get them when they're pregnant). Either you gained some weight or some muscle too quickly at some point (and when I say "too quickly" it doesn't necessarily mean it happened quickly, just that it was too quick for your skin's capacity, everyone's skin is different). I wouldn't sweat it. Most chicks probably have some stretch marks anyway. If you're really self conscious about it, make up some "accident" that would give you minor scars or something. Maybe it'll make you look tough or something.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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How's this: I was biking and i flew forward into my handle bars, fortunatly my unit was left undamaged but it left marks on my legs.
 

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Say it's scratch marks from the last chick you hooked up with who got carried away. ;)
 

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man your lucky you have them only there.

**** I have like 5 stretchmarks on each arm and like 5 stretchmarks on both sides of my belly.

I fear that when I lose weight those stretchmarks on the stomach wont go away.

They are ****ing huge!

They looked like someone stabbed me 5 times on each side of my belly.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I personally wouldn't even say anything about it. Chances are that they won't notice and if they did say anything just tell them.
 

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Originally posted by DJ Fedorov
I personally wouldn't even say anything about it. Chances are that they won't notice and if they did say anything just tell them.
Good point. It will probably be dark. And like I said, she will probably have some too.
 

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Get Retin-A and put it on the marks. It will reduce the visiblity a lot.
 

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I have stretch marks on my legs too! It kinda sucks but oh well my legs are so damn white anyway it kinda blends in:D

Jay
 

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LOL

MAN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MAN >>WHO CARES ABOUT STRECH MARKS ..lol..but if you do..if you are getting them from lifting heavy weights..maybe is time to do mor reps and increase weight load on longer periods of times..if you are eating to much ..start a diet! YOU CAN GET PLASTIC SURGEY >LOL!

Tiburon
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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OHH AND WOMEN DONT CARE!

By the time you have your d1ck out and she is ready..do you really think she is going to think about your marks and go:" EWW STRECH MARKS " and run away...comeone ...this type of girls have seen worst i am sure!

Tiburon
 
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