"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Okay well im getting picky about my body lately because im about to get my first head... well lets just say 3 girls want to give it to me :). This post isnt too bad... but i warn you anyways

On my thighs right to the sidesof my package there are red stripes.. Like damaged skin or something.. and its clearly visible because they are in the middle of each thigh (if looking at me from the front).... I have no clue what it is and ive had it for some time now. any ideas?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Raven125
Isnt that from giving birth? lol
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Ha ha ha... you get stretch marks any time your skin stretches too much too quickly (which is why women get them when they're pregnant). Either you gained some weight or some muscle too quickly at some point (and when I say "too quickly" it doesn't necessarily mean it happened quickly, just that it was too quick for your skin's capacity, everyone's skin is different). I wouldn't sweat it. Most chicks probably have some stretch marks anyway. If you're really self conscious about it, make up some "accident" that would give you minor scars or something. Maybe it'll make you look tough or something.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How's this: I was biking and i flew forward into my handle bars, fortunatly my unit was left undamaged but it left marks on my legs.
 
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Say it's scratch marks from the last chick you hooked up with who got carried away. ;)
 
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man your lucky you have them only there.

**** I have like 5 stretchmarks on each arm and like 5 stretchmarks on both sides of my belly.

I fear that when I lose weight those stretchmarks on the stomach wont go away.

They are ****ing huge!

They looked like someone stabbed me 5 times on each side of my belly.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I personally wouldn't even say anything about it. Chances are that they won't notice and if they did say anything just tell them.
 
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Originally posted by DJ Fedorov
I personally wouldn't even say anything about it. Chances are that they won't notice and if they did say anything just tell them.
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Good point. It will probably be dark. And like I said, she will probably have some too.
 
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Get Retin-A and put it on the marks. It will reduce the visiblity a lot.
 
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I have stretch marks on my legs too! It kinda sucks but oh well my legs are so damn white anyway it kinda blends in:D

Jay
 
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MAN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MAN >>WHO CARES ABOUT STRECH MARKS ..lol..but if you do..if you are getting them from lifting heavy weights..maybe is time to do mor reps and increase weight load on longer periods of times..if you are eating to much ..start a diet! YOU CAN GET PLASTIC SURGEY >LOL!

Tiburon
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OHH AND WOMEN DONT CARE!

By the time you have your d1ck out and she is ready..do you really think she is going to think about your marks and go:" EWW STRECH MARKS " and run away...comeone ...this type of girls have seen worst i am sure!

Tiburon
 
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