WARNING SIGNS OF CHEATING-the list

[COD]

THINK YOU GOT A CHEATER ON YOUR HANDS..........go thru da list people and see if they are on the up & up.



1-Working a lot of overtime?
2-Receiving hang up phone calls?
3-Excessive use of the Internet/cell phone?
4-Unaccountable Hours (gone too long) ?
5- Hiding the phone/credit card bills?
6- Password protected files?
7- Questionable excuses?
8- Decreased frequency of sex
9- Denying accusations
10- If they say “ I need my space”
11-If they give long detailed explanations
12-Frequently disappears and becomes unreachable by phone or email.
13-If they hang out with “just a friend”, co-worker or an ex.
14-decreased interest (lower phone calls/text messages/emails)
15-hanging out with co-worker more often
16-can only be reached at work
17-late night phone calls
18-going on trips with "friends"
19-new hobbies
20-goes to parties/bars alone
21-never posts a picture online
22-always pays cash never uses credit card
23-if they always shower when they get home right away
24-working out more
25-block their calls or erases all calls on cell
26-paswword protected computer or cell phone
27-fridge has drinks they don't ever consume, not their brand
28-appear too happy for no reason at all
29-less conversation more iritable
30-always in a hurry
31-marks on their body
32-new friends visiting


THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE MORE POPULAR ONES

 

[backbreaker]

1.. white stains on her lips, that you idn' tput there

2. Video tapes of her giving a ntoher man a "full body massage"

3. She hangs out with her "brother" alot

4. her stink is stretched out

 

[wheelin&dealin]

1.. white stains on her lips, that you idn' tput there

2. Video tapes of her giving a ntoher man a "full body massage"

3. She hangs out with her "brother" alot

4. her stink is stretched out

5. Catch the early flight home and you walk in on your girl getting railed by 3 guys.

 

[ConantheLibertarian]

Yeah the 'just a friend' line is classic. It's a self-triggered response to their perception of your suspicion, whether or not you are suspicious. The decreased interest, detachment and wild behavior changes are a slap to the nuts. Some guys never feel it, wonder why...

 

[Cash37]

5. Catch the early flight home and you walk in on your girl getting railed by 3 guys.

6. Random guys on her myspace/facebook are posting personal things yet she claims their just "random" guys she does not know:nono:

 

[RAFCbearfilm]

7. Your child has a different skin color than you.
8. She has a closet full of lingerie that you have never seen her wear for you.
9. Your private detective tells you she screwed another guy and gives you your money back with no photos.
10. She has had breast enlargement surgery, yet you never see her naked.
11. She tells you that oral sex is gross, but is going down on a guy when you get home early from work.
12 Anal Sex - See #11
13. You catch her having sex and she tells you it's just "some guy", but he looks like the guy you caught her with last week.
Seriously, if you have to ask - then you need someone to tell you what you already know.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

9. She mistakenly calls you "Francisco."

 

[2_intense2]

She mistakenly calls you "Francisco."

too funny..:crackup:

** there is behavioral changes; she starts to dress differently (maybe more sexy, or pays more attention to her physical appearance.)

honestly wtv changes you see in guys when they cheat you are most likely to see the same changes in the female..

 

[Last Man Standing]

Big clue...

She is laying on her back in a bed and her legs are in stirrups and National Football league members are forming a line of anticipation!!!!

 

[backbreaker]

you take her out to a bar and when she walks though the door everybody says "hey it's choo choo"