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Banned
A friend of mine emailed me this list of funny warning labels. I’ve actually seen quite a few of these, and they're hilarious. What makes it even funnier is that they’ve usually had to put these down because someone must have tried it and sued them or something. Write other funny examples if you've seen them. I got a kick out of it:
On a Sears’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”
On Mark & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (*ouch*)
On a Sears’s hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.”
On Mark & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medicine.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (*ouch*)