"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Warning: If your not funny don't try

Rint

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The Master Disaster said:
I'm sick of people saying if you practice humor you'll be better. No, you'll sound practiced and boring. Humor can't be taught or learned either you have it or you don't. If you do USE IT. If you don't DON'T. Don't fake it because they'll know your not funny and the only thing they'll remember about you is "He was trying to be funny, but he was annoying. There is a phrase: "It is better to have people think your an idiot than for you to open your mouth and have them lose all doubt." This is true with humor.

My suggestions if you are not funny.
Focus on your passions, Focus on what makes you tick. Girls dig that just as much as they dig humor. I mean the cool guy gets as many girls as the funny man. Just dress well and if you have something to say it better be good.

I'm sorry if i offended anyone, but i get tired of unfunny people who try to be funny. Than i see that you can "practice" being funny. NO! you can't. It is false hope.
O am i'm guessing your just so damn funny you can take time and tell us this. Or ur not funny, and ur making a sorry ass excuse for yourself. People can become Funny you just need to know how. Its a very mysterious subject
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Kurt Cobain said it wonderfuly:
"Its better to be hated for what you sre than loved for what you ae not".
 

Kev07

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humor is something you develop.

take me for example, I used to be nerdy back in middle school, where when I tried to make jokes, people would just look at me and go back to what they were doing, but now i'm making everyone laugh all the time.
 

Bling

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Do you all use canned jokes or something? I just bust on people, and that's funny enough.
 
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