Warning: DO NOT ESCALATE IN DAY GAME + corrupt cops

[fertileTurtle]

The game ISN'T about endlessly troling for girls your ENTIRE life.

Somebody finally said it. It's about time. I find it abnormal and weird that, if given the chance, a man doesn't want at least a string, if not, a condensed number of meaningful relationships with a hot, smart, successful, trustworthy woman other than a long line of drug and alcohol-induced hit and miss one-week stands with completely mentally imbalanced hors his entire adult life? Something has to be missing up there.

 

[Poonani Maker]

I've had bouncers attack me because me and a woman was jivin.' This aint no different.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

Sorry for bumping this thread, but holy **** a new low for ElStud.

Forget women and escalating or w/e else. If you're getting banned/escorted out of places (Abercrombie/Student centers), you're probably the creepiest motherfvcker alive.

I am now 100% convinced this is because of your appearance. With absolute certainty, your a creepy, nerdy kid, probably with a bad jew fro and no muscles, a ****ty complexion, nasally voice, etc.

ElStud, I know you're too much of a ***** to take a picture, but do this for me. Give up on girls for now. If you feel horny, just beat off. I want you to find a style coach in your area. Or if you have a friend that you know is stylish, they can help you out too.

What you need to do is revamp your appearance. I know you fvckfaces will cry, "omg looks don't matter I know a homeless guy blah blah," get fvckin' real. If one of the dudes in the Abercrombie posters whipped his **** out and slapped a chick on the ass with it, he wouldn't get kicked out of a student center. ElStud is a creepy looking lurker, and until he fixes this, he will stay a virgin and keep getting banned from places.

ElStud, this is not a joke. There are people on this board that can fix you up looks-wise, but you've never posted a picture and refuse to. That's fine, keep your anonymity. Just realize that this is probably the only reason why you're not getting play/creeping people out. Shut the fvck up about your subcommunication/plowing/Yoshi noises. None of that matters. The evidence is there: your presence has made women "uncomfortable." Unless you listen to me, your next stop is a lawsuit for sexual harassment, and if you enter a courtroom for that looking like the creeper that you are, you WILL lose the case and WILL go to jail.

The world isn't fair. You think a jury will believe some creepy, stalker-looking black guy over an HB 9 blond chick that he tried to feel up? In this United States? Once the prosecutor brings in a few people testifying that you prowled around your campus and was creepy, it's a done-deal. These things don't work based on facts, it's based on the woman's feelings. You could have touched her inner elbow, if she screams harassment it's valid and you're fvcked.

ElStud, I love making fun of you, and your trolling on SoSuave has brought me lots of joy, but the fun stops here. Take a look in the mirror and decide right now to fix your life up. Your looks are almost certainly the problem. Aside from some clowny conversations about video games and Yoshi, you don't say anything particularly creepy, just lame. And I know for a fact you don't know how to kino, so there's no way that your kino is the reason for getting kicked out of Abercrombie or student centers. It's your looks bro. You're an ugly, creepy person. It's probably not genetics, just an issue of you not giving a fvck about how you come across.

Once again, the solution is simple. Stop trying to pick up girls. Cold turkey, stop approaching. Take a good 6 months to get a new wardrobe, go to the gym, clear up anything fvcked up like messed up teeth, acne, whatever. Ask a guy friend who doesn't look like a nerd for help. If you have no friends (likely), find a style coach. He will charge you, but then again, a District Attorney will also charge you. The question is, do you want to be charged money or felonies?

Red pill or blue pill? Choose wisely.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Boooooooooooooooo!!!!

I do day game all the time, all you have to establish a connection first, then have fun, build rapport. Don't go after every single cute girl, and be aware of your surroundings. Street smarts and common sense play a big role.

Sorry for bumping this thread, but holy **** a new low for ElStud.

Forget women and escalating or w/e else. If you're getting banned/escorted out of places (Abercrombie/Student centers), you're probably the creepiest motherfvcker alive.

I am now 100% convinced this is because of your appearance. With absolute certainty, your a creepy, nerdy kid, probably with a bad jew fro and no muscles, a ****ty complexion, nasally voice, etc.

ElStud, I know you're too much of a ***** to take a picture, but do this for me. Give up on girls for now. If you feel horny, just beat off. I want you to find a style coach in your area. Or if you have a friend that you know is stylish, they can help you out too.

What you need to do is revamp your appearance. I know you fvckfaces will cry, "omg looks don't matter I know a homeless guy blah blah," get fvckin' real. If one of the dudes in the Abercrombie posters whipped his **** out and slapped a chick on the ass with it, he wouldn't get kicked out of a student center. ElStud is a creepy looking lurker, and until he fixes this, he will stay a virgin and keep getting banned from places.

ElStud, this is not a joke. There are people on this board that can fix you up looks-wise, but you've never posted a picture and refuse to. That's fine, keep your anonymity. Just realize that this is probably the only reason why you're not getting play/creeping people out. Shut the fvck up about your subcommunication/plowing/Yoshi noises. None of that matters. The evidence is there: your presence has made women "uncomfortable." Unless you listen to me, your next stop is a lawsuit for sexual harassment, and if you enter a courtroom for that looking like the creeper that you are, you WILL lose the case and WILL go to jail.

The world isn't fair. You think a jury will believe some creepy, stalker-looking black guy over an HB 9 blond chick that he tried to feel up? In this United States? Once the prosecutor brings in a few people testifying that you prowled around your campus and was creepy, it's a done-deal. These things don't work based on facts, it's based on the woman's feelings. You could have touched her inner elbow, if she screams harassment it's valid and you're fvcked.

ElStud, I love making fun of you, and your trolling on SoSuave has brought me lots of joy, but the fun stops here. Take a look in the mirror and decide right now to fix your life up. Your looks are almost certainly the problem. Aside from some clowny conversations about video games and Yoshi, you don't say anything particularly creepy, just lame. And I know for a fact you don't know how to kino, so there's no way that your kino is the reason for getting kicked out of Abercrombie or student centers. It's your looks bro. You're an ugly, creepy person. It's probably not genetics, just an issue of you not giving a fvck about how you come across.

Once again, the solution is simple. Stop trying to pick up girls. Cold turkey, stop approaching. Take a good 6 months to get a new wardrobe, go to the gym, clear up anything fvcked up like messed up teeth, acne, whatever. Ask a guy friend who doesn't look like a nerd for help. If you have no friends (likely), find a style coach. He will charge you, but then again, a District Attorney will also charge you. The question is, do you want to be charged money or felonies?

Red pill or blue pill? Choose wisely.

Listen to him El Stud. He took the words out of my mouth!


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[Alle_Gory]

Listen to him El Stud. He took the words out of my mouth!

Please put them back in. It's not worth it. The only discussion and advice you can give him is about things he likes to hear about.

For example:

Hey ElStud, I can't believe those hos turned you down like that. You're totally awesome and smooth with the ladies. They were b*tches anyways man. Keep up the good work, you're a real Don Juan and a role model for everyone here. I know I can never be like you.

 

[negsta]

Haaahahahahahahahahahaha....this thread is hilar...hahahahahahaha
*gasps for air, calms down*
Now, lets get productive.

ElStud, what kind of game are you playing? At least stick some examples up so they can be critiqued.

Someone earlier in the thread suggested shaking the girls hand, and unless you are recieving massive hints she is interested (i.e, she is sucking your ****), you should stick with this as kino until you are more calibrated/experienced.

Now, if you're going to run daygame be a social guy. This means saying hi to workers/ security/ whatever at the places you run daygame and building rapport with them. If they see you as a cool guy (and man, it sounds like you have a long way to climb on the cool guy ladder) the worst that will probably happen is they'll pull you aside and talk to you if they start getting worried rather than calling in your local PD. Dammit man, be social and you'll get yourself the benefit of the doubt. Its a simple step, but it could save your ass.


End common sense/ resume laughter

Pfffft...corrupt cops...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Please put them back in. It's not worth it. The only discussion and advice you can give him is about things he likes to hear about.

For example:

Your right Alle Gory. Why worry about him when he doesn't do anything.
I think he plays the * im the victim, fell sympathy * card alot.
He with caped, and Hardtimes make me want to give them a good old fashion shunning. He believes the more he complains, the more help he will get, and better he will become. He needs to man up, his acting like an omega wolf male who complains that he gets the scraps because he doesn't have the skills to hunt.

Listen or get of the forum El Stud! Were not here to play internet patty cake with you

His attitude reminds me of this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKkLcZUzctY





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[Flabbergasped?]

I'm actually surprised he hasn't gotten banned, ElStud and his variants have a long legacy of flamewar/troll threads. He'll open topics like "Why do you guys like women so much?" or "jokeraiders and baddergasped are KJs," this isn't verbatim but it's the jist of it.

As epic as this thread is, especially because it has corrupt cops in the title, it's also a serious call to attention. ElStud, I hope you read my advice and follow it.

 

[The Logical Player]

he has a mental disability, and no amount of advice/flaming/complimenting is going to change the FACT that he is mentally disabled in real life. His problem, not ours.

 

[Damascus]

I like te way El Stud thinks! That happens to me too:
This is my story:
Hi, I'm a wienie hut jr hut AFC and i have been used many times by women in the past. I laugh like spongebob, ( hes the funniest) and i always walk with my head down, because im scared of people saying mean things about me. They say im not manly because i cry alot. I thought being a Snuggle bear and cute and adorable was what got girls. That's what my momma always told me, and what momma said was the law. My real name in life is Damascus the Third, and i went to private schools, and in grade, middle, and high school i was always picked on, thrown into trash cans, pissed on at the bathroom, teased, and since i was the smartest kid that ever lived, won a ton of academic awards, and even invented an improved version of a Fleshlight, but when i sent ot to the fleshlight people they never called me back.

the popular kids would take my homework and copy it all the time. Those jerks! In high school i only had only had one girlfriend and people made fun of her because she had a lightling bolt on her cheek as a birthmark, and just like me was a hunchback who was naturally beautiful. :rockon:

So she never shaved her legs when she wore a miniskirt, and was a little overweight, and had the cutest backbraces with flower designs on the metal, and thats naturaly beautiful to me. I had to leave her because she was cutting into my World of Warcraft and Gears of War 2 times, and one of the poular kids said if i beat him in GOW 2, he would invite me to his party, but only if i wore a costume, the man in the cage one. http://www.mooncostumes.com/item/4721 . its 1,400 dollars but its worth it, because girls get turned on by mascots right.? When i go to disneyland the girls always flirt with mickey when their commanders arent looking. Women need to be treated nicer by the guys. Guys are big meanies who touch them alot. It gets my brunches in a knot, and my sword of Avion gets turned on when i hear this. That's my sword i always carry around, and it was named after my first love, the girl i was talking about, her name is Avion.

They would call her Frakenbride because she had a big forhead and would walk like frakenstein with her arms out. Well, back to me, i was known as Mangina, because they said my face looks like an infected Vag!na with all the acne i have, and most people can't tell if im a boy or girl, because i wear long hair like my heavy metal heroes. Long live Twisted Sister! I say Im not gonna take it alot, but it never works. and sometimes they call me Princess Damascus, and the guys had fun "rescuing" me by kicking my ass. One time they taped me to a lampost in the city park, and a hobo raped me when he pulled down his pants and forced me to give him a *******. Its felt good thou, even i i couldn't move haha.

iM in college , and im not a virgin, i had had sexual relations with my 56 year old neighbor. Its true when they say the older they are, the more tricks they know haha. Im 5' 9 and around 250 pounds, and work at a computer store for 6 years, and have never been promoted because im not a "people person" or "leadership material". Im studying to be a comedian. Im the kind of person that would rather watch saturday moring cartoons, ( Naruto from here to beyond), than play football or meet girls, but my momma says i need to meet girls now or i won't get my $ 1,726,000 inheritence. Yes, im rich but i have never told anyone that because i don't want them to judge me. My dad and my family are powerful, but they are not proud of me. They made me work for the real life experience, and im always being put down for a rich kid.

Im here because i can't over my maid, shes the prettiest girl, and i want to impregnate her. What do i do? What's the first step. Im really really smart, and with some engineers, i have even build a 5 foot T-rex to scare the neighborhood kids, those richie rich brats! No respect.

 

[Damascus]

El Stud is right. You can't do anything in Day Game because corrupt cops and all the guys around you stop you before you can do anything. Even when i wear a tuxedo, girls run away when i say hi. You have too have muscles and good looks to get girls. I ride a Roll royce phantom, and girls don't even care! At school, all the supervisors look at me funny, and people assume im retarted by the way i look. Im the smartest kid that ever lived, so they suck!

 

[limerickdesign]

i know exactly what elstud is talking about.

my friend got in trouble with the police for touching a girls arm and hand and the police came by because she was uncomfortable. No indication she was uncomfortable at all, or moving away (their legs were touching from being beside each other)

They were talking and laughing.

The police made him look like a creep, and confronted him making him look like he was some rapist or something.

I was there and she was happy the whole time. I guess a chick thinks about it later and is not used to it and something gets triggered in her mind and freaks her out. She apparently had a boyfriend as well so i guess she felt dirty and needed someone to blame for feeling guilty about "enjoying" it.

If he touched many girls and almost all were comfortable you are going to find a girl who will change her mind for whatever reason. Society must be blamed for giving women guilt for their natural instincts.

 

[Alle_Gory]

my friend got in trouble with the police for touching a girls arm and hand and the police came by because she was uncomfortable. No indication she was uncomfortable at all, or moving away (their legs were touching from being beside each other)

ElStud has a history of this, this isn't a one time occurrence.

 

[Rhino]

Thanks for bumping this because that Damascus post was the funniest thing I've read all week.

 

[bigneil]

Women believe what they want to believe, which is why they often pretend that, because they are so unusually attractive, that their actual safety is at risk. It's nothing but self-service.

 

[vatoloco]

In public, I: Approach -> Open -> Assess rapport -> Isolate -> Name/number Close.

You can do the Escalation in private.

 

[aura]

No game = blaming others.

 

[Zarky]

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/2zdj/

 

[Alex DeLarge]

I usually build some rapport before escalation. I won't kino unless I can see that she's into me.. Or I will kino in a subtle way after building rapport..

(EX: **Girl has a tattoo on her arm.** ME: "Oh nice tattoo, which artist do you go to?" **Hold her hand and check out the tattoo**)

I know the whole "nice tattoo" opener is super lame, but I'm actually genuine when I compliment a girl on her tattoo work. I have a few friends that work in the industry, have a few tattoos myself, and can talk on the topic for a while.

IDK about you elstud, but everytime I've tried to initiate kino or sexual escalation, it's pretty obvious to me the girl is uncomfortable with it (even if she was giving me signs) and I stop.

 

[Someone Much cooler]

test the water

@ el stud i have a home boy who deals w/wat ur goin thru. I aint gonna bash you.
Your drawlin: It sounds like you were a bit over zealous in ur mass/spamming style approaches. You are prolly too aggressive.

She was bein a puss, alot of females are too sensitive and sometime jus get off on ****ting on someone. Simple.

Ur stat-ma-gee: I mean approaching every girl w/3 ft defeats the purpose cause it makes them upset & then they label you a creep. women can generally be a bit more aggressive because in societies eyes they dont pose a threat. But to avoid rejection/embarrasment/offense to their ego women test the water, feel you out. I think you should also practice this.

dont drawl on the people gettin at you on SS, grow tough thick skin and focus on bettering yourself.