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[Giovanni Casanova]

All of the following are true, word-for-word examples of part of a converstion I had with a girl today. We went out last week for the first time, and we're going out again tomorrow night.

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HER: For some strange reason, and I don't know why... I'm actually kind of nervous about going out with you again, and I can't explain it.
ME: You're nervous?
HER: I don't know if its because I met you for the first time with no expectations, then you blew me away, and now I don't know. Not to boost your ego or anything, that is.
ME: Well, who knows, maybe now that your expectations are so high, maybe I should be nervous.
HER: You have no need to be nervous.
ME: I'm not, I'm just saying.
HER: (slight laugh) I will just stop being so damn worried. I get to spend an evening with a nice young man who's going to chain me down to watch a Kevin Smith movie (we're going to watch Clerks, one of my favorite movies)... how could it get better than that?
ME: Hey, I never told you about the chains! Who told you about the chains!?
HER: (Jokingly) Um... not Tony or Kari (friends of mine).
ME: Those weasels... no wonder you're nervous.
HER: Ha ha! You already told me about handcuffs.
ME: That's true. Is that why you're nervous?
HER: No... (pause) We'll see about the handcuffs.

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(A little while later)

HER: I like you... I think that's why I was overanalyzing or something. I think too much.
ME: It's okay. It's easy to see how I could have that effect on someone.
HER: Such subtlety.
ME: Note to self: Keep internal dialogue internal.
HER: (Laugh)

 

[ScrewIt]

hm...very intriguing..

she said : i like you

like you as a person

or like you like you?

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by ScrewIt
hm...very intriguing..

she said : i like you

like you as a person

or like you like you?

The way she said it... she likes me, likes me.

We've only gone out once, so she can't "love" me. But she "likes" me. In that way. Based on what I can tell, at least.

 

[[look]aRhino]

Nice man. I must say, i'm a big fan of the "note to self" line . Anyway, keep us posted.

rhino

 

[quest]

from my experience, note to self is very "i'm an internet nerd"

next tell her you 0wn her..

but no, that was some nice dialogue..
and actually quite similar to the stuff i've always said to girls, girls have always found me funny.. and for the last 2 - 3 years i suppose attractive enough to hook up with.. for the last 6-12 months i've found enough confidence to progress after the hookup..
love this site and the methods we learn.

i liked the dialogue, don't get me wrong with the "note to self" critisism.. it worked.. i just personally feel its very internet nerd..

 

[Ridingthelightning]

Oh my gosh she likes likes you?
Are you gonna sit in a tree and be K I S S I N G?

 

[Spike Shinizzle]

note to self: I need to start saying "weasels"

 

[Genghis Juan]

CP Girl?

Gio,

Is this the girl you were using confident persistence on? If not, what happened to the other one?

 

[Ballistik]

Okay, "Note to self: Keep internal dialogue internal" was brilliant.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by quest
i liked the dialogue, don't get me wrong with the "note to self" critisism.. it worked.. i just personally feel its very internet nerd..

Actually, I'll tell you where I first heard the "note to self" thing... it wasn't the Internet... it was a movie called "Dirty Work", with Norm McDonald. Great movie. A couple of the "note to self" lines:

"Note to self: Sex with blow-up doll not as good as advertised."

"Note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass."

(After getting the sh*t kicked out of him): "Note to self: learn to fight."

Bearded Lady: Honey, you ever done it with a chick with a beard?
Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad.
Bearded Lady: Well then, sugar, you haven't lived.
Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by Ridingthelightning
Oh my gosh she likes likes you?
Are you gonna sit in a tree and be K I S S I N G?

It's conceivable, but there aren't many trees around here.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Re: CP Girl?

Originally posted by Genghis Juan
Is this the girl you were using confident persistence on? If not, what happened to the other one?

I went out with the girl that I used CP on, and found her pretty boring, actually. It was a "be careful what you wish for" moment. I mean, you think, "She's great; she's worth chasing after." Then she agrees to go out with you, and you're like... "Why did I want to go out with you again?"

No, this is a different chick... very edgy, very smart. Gives me a run for my money in the sarcasm/humor department. We'll see where it goes.

 

[Yotsuya-san]

Used this one some time back:

Her: You're not human!
Me: Decent of you to say!

Feel free to borrow it.