"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you really want the girl, you have to show her how special she really is. Tell her that she is your entire life and that without her you will wither into the void. Girls love a sweet, sensitive man who consistently expresses his undying love for her. If you can tell her you love her while crying, you are sure to be pulled in close to her heart.

Don't forget to buy her things too! Girls love to be showered with gifts on each and every meeting. Don't cheap out here either!

Show her that she means more than you do and you will win and keep her heart forever.

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Why resort to violence?

That kind of behavior is unattractive to girls. Girls like to see the softer-side of men, not the rough, tough side.

Now go out and get her those flowers she deserves!
 
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the only thing i plan on giving a girl today is a big juicy load all over her face before i move away, fvck buddies r awesome.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I do not understand such angers with me. I offer tips!?
 
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Guys, I think he's just messing with you, lol.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Well... This is kind of a dirty / sexy tip. Do not deploy this tactic until AT LEAST date eight! If you are so lucky that the girl is now allowing you to kiss her on the lips, while doing so, slowly and carefully reach around and touch her bottom.

Just be warned! This is a VERY dirty tactic. If perhaps you anger her by performing said action, be sure to apologize profusely all the while professing your deep love for her and your lack of interest in her body for sexual puposes.
 
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Dont forget about offering her a strapon to fvck you up the ass with. You know, to show her your feminine side.
 
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AFCpro said:
Well... This is kind of a dirty / sexy tip. Do not deploy this tactic until AT LEAST date eight! If you are so lucky that the girl is now allowing you to kiss her on the lips, while doing so, slowly and carefully reach around and touch her bottom.

Just be warned! This is a VERY dirty tactic. If perhaps you anger her by performing said action, be sure to apologize profusely all the while professing your deep love for her and your lack of interest in her body for sexual puposes.
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LMAO.

This post is win.
 
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AFCpro said:
If you really want the girl, you have to show her how special she really is. Tell her that she is your entire life and that without her you will wither into the void. Girls love a sweet, sensitive man who consistently expresses his undying love for her. If you can tell her you love her while crying, you are sure to be pulled in close to her heart.

Don't forget to buy her things too! Girls love to be showered with gifts on each and every meeting. Don't cheap out here either!

Show her that she means more than you do and you will win and keep her heart forever.

Use this thread to give more great tips like the ones I have already provided...
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bible material
 
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An AFC and a Troll, do they breed now?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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This is actually pretty entertaining.

I think just as much DJ behavior can be learned by showing the opposite of what to do in a given situation.
 
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