"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Want bycicle as a means of transportation.

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Well, this is the end of my rope, rock bottom yo. Things are fvcked up. I have a beautiful 01 GT 5 speed, but my license is no good and won't be good for sometime.


I got excited when I heard about scooters 50 cc and under don't require license nor plate to operate. Turned out to be BS. The only thing now is either horse or bicycle. Since I live in apartment horse is out of question.

I want a bicycle because they're cheap. I want to be able to go to publix, barber, target, etc. I think with a light bike and back pack I will be able to drive 5 to 10 miles without problems.

I need some of you experienced folks help me choose a bike. It's been a long while since I had one. I need to know which size, and most importantly how many speeds?

How fast can a bike go? I live in Florida, we don't have hills. I want to be able to drive as fast as I can, because I'll be driving on public roads, such as 4 lane US1, etc.. Plus I want to be able to switch to pedestrian walk way when I want to, be able to kick and raise the front wheel when I want to, to get on the side of the road on the go, etc..


How fast can a bike go? How many speeds do I need? Is it safer to ride on 2nd lane or 1st lane? Can cops pull you over while you riding?

Is operating bicycle like operating a car? I.e. follow traffic rules and you can ride just like any car, using same roads. I want to know if I ride on the side walk or in traffic? And how the hell do I make a turn, like a pedastrian or I can switch lanes and wait for red, etc.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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get a road bike. take care of it. dont jump crazy high curbs unless u know what the hell you're doing (or you will get embarasseD)
 

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It's been a while since I jumped curves. It's like you want to get on a sidewalk, and the only way is to stop and carry bike over. What you do is drive towards it, at the right time pull handle bars up so that front wheel gets raised up, that carries front wheel over, then for the back you can pedal as you about to roll over the curb, or else you can rich over and pull the back as well.

How many speeds should I get? I seen a nice 5 speed bike, folding. But I need something that will drive as fast as it can on straight level road. What's the relationship between speeds and bike speed.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Speed is a gear. Such as in a car. It is just the ratio of energy to output.

To get any real speed, you need a superior engine. LEG STRENGTH will change the speed you travel at, as well as endurance.
 

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Ok, bubba. I'm stupid in this department. Should I get a 5 speed folding bike, or a 24 speed police bike?
 
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