"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Want a girl? Just wet yourself!
- Thread starter Nex
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Nex
Senior Don Juan
Even if it does, we are too far socially conditioned to even begin to consider it.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Oh yeah! The smell of pissy pants turns ME on! (GAG!)
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Homless bums smell like piss, and I don't see them regularly scoring. Sure, there are other reasons for that, but if it was so alluring you think there would be some compensation for that..
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Dover
Don Juan
lol. people seem to be overlooking the fact that this only pertains to mice.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
actually jizz does the same things. theyre called pheremones people, and no they dont only apply to mice. Even tho you may not realize it or know it, they are real and it really can attract females or males in the animal kingdom. Is the same thing for humans, but a lot of you people think were too good for that, yea right. Other non disgusting products have the same effects of attracting girls or whatver. For example, rose essential oil has an attracting scent, but this isnt such a good idea as good quality rose oil runs for about $210 for a little 10 mL bottle or something like that.Originally posted by DJDamage
I actually heard that wet pvssy had almost an aphrodisiac scent that attracts males and turns them on. I wonder if the smell of Jizz has the same effect on the ladys?! I doubt it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.