DreamyChick
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DreamyChick
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A 6 maybe.
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He's like an 8. I guess I can find a pic of him if you like. The thing with he and I is we've known each other for 3 years and everytime we're together its like he makes one comment about his body while I am around. One day he flexed his muscles and had me touch hes chest saying I should work out with him and then last weekend he said go try to lift my weights which was about 250 lbs of weight. Finally I was like you go lift them bc I dont believe you and he did 2 repetitions and stopped.
It's kind of strange how he makes comments like this drawing attention to himself. I mean he knows I like him but the last I check he wanted to stay friends bc I wasnt attractive in that way, so he must draw attention to his body for an ego boost?
It's kind of strange how he makes comments like this drawing attention to himself. I mean he knows I like him but the last I check he wanted to stay friends bc I wasnt attractive in that way, so he must draw attention to his body for an ego boost?
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I mean I try not to look at him that much but he's always doing this crap and hes always like oh you want me or you would enjoy that too much. I think he's an attention *****. lol Cause last weekend I dissed his fashion sense and then he dissed mine.
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I found his picture.
http://www.beatking.com/forums/index.php?showuser=165
I personally think he would look sexy without his beard but he refuses to shave it.
http://www.beatking.com/forums/index.php?showuser=165
I personally think he would look sexy without his beard but he refuses to shave it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DreamyChick
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yes that is me.
DC, Sorry baby, I hope you don't take constructive criticism hard. I learned not to. Nobody pays my bills but ME! All others can kiss my ass. Fortunately, You have earned this 'right' too, thanks to the feminazi agenda. So...embrace what you babes yearned for.
You are fat darlin. Get your ass in shape and know your place. Come at guys w/ that attitude. I'm betting the one you have now is making fellas walk. Chicks like you don't even get a chance to suck my c0ck.
I know it's rough to hear, but hey, you babes earned 'equality'. You were just dispensed a dose of it. If you want to be a man, be prepared to be treated like a man...... Welcome to our reality!!!
--Crowes
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Ken785
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dude youre mean! what if that was you? or is it you??Originally posted by DreamyChick
Here's a picture at Hot or Not. LOL
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EQGSBZH&key=LCJ
Dude, you're always one ****sure arsehole. But what you say is always a good chuckle. Keep it up!
To the poster:
Girl, take what crowes said and improve yourself. One cannot hope to attain an attractive partner if they themselves are not attractive. You are overweight and must get in shape if you want to do better. I would say that if you did get in shape( and I mean good shape, not Jared Fogel skinny-fat) you could definitely become attractive. More importantly, getting in shape will make your health a lot better. Obesity is a disease and only you have the power to cure it.
. It will take a lot of work but you'll be thanking us- for probably being the only people to tell you this - when you avoid dying of a heart attack at age 50.
yeah I might hang ou twith you but you better be lots of fun. But lose some weight. it isn't that hard to it jus takes some work. lose the glasses and die your hair blonde. just try to shape up. oprah did it and she's now fusking rich.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I am going to be very nice and, on the off chance that that was your picture, throw in my two cents.
Unfortunately I have to agree with people that think you are less than a 6, and your actual score on hotornot should abundantly confirm our honesty.
That in mind, view the dating, love, and romance thing as a game, like basketball. Each of us probably has an innate limit on how good of a basketball player we can be. But that doesn't mean we can't improve. And a basketball player doesn't, or shouldn't take it personally when he's winded midway into a game...he needs to condition himself, which is just a matter of putting the hours in.
Same way for you. YOU are something that has no face or body or even beliefs...all of these things change over a lifetime. But YOU need to make the decision to improve your tools, and start lookin' better. Get yourself to a gym straighten your hair do away with the glasses and never neglect to shave the vital parts of your body. That includes keeping downstairs under control.
I separate the concept of YOU from the way you LOOK, to help YOU not be hurt by my advice on your looks. Looks are to a great extent under your control, and there's really little excuse for being less than a 5. It's usually indicative of self-esteem issues, quite often caused by some kind of abuse.
Do you have a shrink?
Best,
Mikey
Unfortunately I have to agree with people that think you are less than a 6, and your actual score on hotornot should abundantly confirm our honesty.
That in mind, view the dating, love, and romance thing as a game, like basketball. Each of us probably has an innate limit on how good of a basketball player we can be. But that doesn't mean we can't improve. And a basketball player doesn't, or shouldn't take it personally when he's winded midway into a game...he needs to condition himself, which is just a matter of putting the hours in.
Same way for you. YOU are something that has no face or body or even beliefs...all of these things change over a lifetime. But YOU need to make the decision to improve your tools, and start lookin' better. Get yourself to a gym straighten your hair do away with the glasses and never neglect to shave the vital parts of your body. That includes keeping downstairs under control.
I separate the concept of YOU from the way you LOOK, to help YOU not be hurt by my advice on your looks. Looks are to a great extent under your control, and there's really little excuse for being less than a 5. It's usually indicative of self-esteem issues, quite often caused by some kind of abuse.
Do you have a shrink?
Best,
Mikey
I find it amazing that some of you azzholes rip on this woman's looks, when you don't even have the balls to post your own fvcking pictures.
As far as you being able to discern whether someone can bench 250 from the way they look, that's BS. I can show you a guy who's 5'7 165 pounds..and benches 325lbs. ...He's a scrawny little ****, but very strong for his size..DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
As far as you being able to discern whether someone can bench 250 from the way they look, that's BS. I can show you a guy who's 5'7 165 pounds..and benches 325lbs. ...He's a scrawny little ****, but very strong for his size..DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.
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Thanks guys for your responses I am fully aware of what I need to improve/work on and I have since joined a gym. Wish me luck. And by the way for those of you that were a bit nasty what goes around comes around. Maybe not today tomorrow or the next ten years but down the line something is going to happen that will put you in your place.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.