Walking around in Public with POF Whales

[gspshields2]

Whale Advice

Met up with an HB tonight(more like an UB) and she must have weighed 100 pounds more than her pictures would suggest.

In her profile, it specified "few extra pounds",

there outta be a dropdown selection for "i am actually 3 people in 1.".

We met at the pool hall, I was immidiately disgusted, but for some reason
I didn't run away.

We sat in the lounge area of the pool hall, where there was a group of black guys sitting close to us within the vicnity.

The black guys were laughing about something when we walked in, no doubt in my mind, it was the 270 pound warpig I was with.

I had one beer, and then said gee it is getting late, its time for me to go.

Not only was she a 250 pound warpig, the only thing she wanted was
an LTR (really?).

So I spent money and actually wasted my time on the warpig.

WARPIG!! WHY?!?!?!?

Advice?

What to do if WARPIG/WHALE WANTS AN LTR?

 

[gspshields2]

bump for advice.

 

[Purefilth]

lol, stant up, turn around and walk away whistling dixie.


ORrrrr
Whip it out and dongslap her! and say 'No' - firmly and loudly - like you're training a dog. then walk away whistling dixie.

 

[gspshields2]

lol, stant up, turn around and walk away whistling dixie.


ORrrrr
Whip it out and dongslap her! and say 'No' - firmly and loudly - like you're training a dog. then walk away whistling dixie.

How come the whale only wants an LTR?

Shes not open to anything other than LTR.

How do we circumvent this?

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

How come the whale only wants an LTR?

Shes not open to anything other than LTR.

How do we circumvent this?

gsp2, it's time to stop living that player lifestyle. Maybe you should settle down with a nice LTR. Save some HBs for the rest of us.

 

[wataf]

Thanks to Mr Stinson for the lemon law

lemon law- In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.


Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

 

[powpow]

you know, for a while, I was what is called a "host" in japan.

part of my job was to take out some of our clientele on public dates, it makes them feel special.

sometimes I would be out with a 40 year old she-gorilla. but you know what I learned? even though I would never let me **** feel fresh air around these girls, I still was able to have a lot of fun and learn a lot from these trogs, and even had a lot of genuine fun. these times were really special to me considering that was a time in my life where I had to fake having fun every night.

the important thing I want to say is just have fun, and if you arent attracted to her for dating, maybe you will still learn something

 

[BeDJ]

the important thing I want to say is just have fun, and if you arent attracted to her for dating, maybe you will still learn something

You might even get free booze the entire night, then chew off your arm the next morning.

 

[gspshields2]

My question is

How come the whale only wants an LTR?

Shes not open to anything other than LTR.

How do we circumvent this?

 

[gspshields2]

its cuz she has already put out for a bunch if dudes who pumped and dumped cuz she's a warpig. Now she wont fvck unless she is in an ltr. Circumvent it by playing the game and treating the situation like your in an LTR.... THEN pump and dump. 1+1=2 its simple bro

Thanks Meast,

that girl you recently went out with on POF didn't want an LTR?
What did she say to you and what did you say?

 

[FairShake]

Everyone who knows me knows that I sometimes bang fat chicks.

If they think less of me for that I think less of THEM for THAT.

 

[gpshields3]

dude not be shallow but... I havent been out with a warpig. You need to screen better before meeting up

Good ol' Meast. Having a nice conversation with a troll.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Good ol' Meast. Having a nice conversation with a troll.

GSPSheilds could start his own version of "Slvt Walk": Whale Walk.

 

[Purefilth]

I feel honoured to have gsp as my personal pm troll!

 

[marmel75]

Met up with an HB tonight(more like an UB) and she must have weighed 100 pounds more than her pictures would suggest.

In her profile, it specified "few extra pounds",

there outta be a dropdown selection for "i am actually 3 people in 1.".

We met at the pool hall, I was immidiately disgusted, but for some reason
I didn't run away.

We sat in the lounge area of the pool hall, where there was a group of black guys sitting close to us within the vicnity.

The black guys were laughing about something when we walked in, no doubt in my mind, it was the 270 pound warpig I was with.

I had one beer, and then said gee it is getting late, its time for me to go.

Not only was she a 250 pound warpig, the only thing she wanted was
an LTR (really?).

So I spent money and actually wasted my time on the warpig.

WARPIG!! WHY?!?!?!?

LOL, bro, why didn't you ask her to take a picture of herself with her phone and text it to you...

 

[marmel75]

dude not be shallow but... I havent been out with a warpig. You need to screen better before meeting up

ROFLMAO!!!

My rule of thumb is if they weight more than 150 its over...unless they are taller..I know a chick who is a dime that is like 5'8" and 160 and I'd smack the bottom out of her if it wasn't my boss...lol