Walk away with a smile

[Young Juan]

Get REJECTED??? Walk away with a smile.

If you played your game right and YOU KNOW IT, You should be HAPPY she just saved you a bunch of time and anxiety.

Also, if you're @ a bar or a party, take 10-20 minutes to regroup, laugh about it, and get over it. The hot blonde in the corner that saw you take ur rejection (or was it?? why would he still be smiling if he didn't get her number??) is now wondering, waiting, and anticipating.

She's thinkin the same thing you are: "That girl is stupid for not tryin holler at young"

For those who don't understand urban slanguage terminology: Young (Noun) - Short for "young man."

Be a King

 

[Boner da Stoner]

Hasn't this EXACT tip been posted before?

KBJ's unite!

 

[Egoist]

Originally posted by Young Juan


She's thinkin the same thing you are: "That girl is stupid for not tryin holler at young"

For those who don't understand urban slanguage terminology: Young (Noun) - Short for "young man."

Be a King

:crackup:
like for real, son! wooooord~!

 

[ImpatientFire]

Awesome post, I can totally relate to what you're saying

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Beautiful post.

I always walk away happy after I get rejected. Normally me and her both walk away laughing. Here's a few examples:


Me: Why don't you write down your number for me?
Her: I'm married
Me: How long you been married?
Her: 2 years
Me: Really... Do you think I should get married?
Her: I don't know..
Me: *in a louder voice* Ok, I'll do it! I'm gonna get married!
Her::crackup:
Me: :crackup:


Me: Write down your number.
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: So you don't wanna go hold hands and sh*t??
Her: No, I can't



Me: Write down your number
Her: I have a boyfriend
Me: Same here. My boyfriend means the world to me. He's so special. I love him.

 

[AckeDman]

I hit on a girl that works in a Ice Cream stand in the mall and even thou she said she has a boyfriend i wasnt really satisfied with the approach. I wasnt dissapointed in the failed attempt but in myself.

Heres how i did the approach:

Me: Walks up to the girl and chooses a flavor...(notice i only have a atmcard) so i ask her if they take card and obviously the dont. So i tell her i have to go around the corner and collect cash.
HB7: She says alright.
Me: I come back and buy the ice cream and afterwards i sit down close by and eat the icecream. I dont finnish and come close to her and toss away the almost full ice cream and tell her i was only buying the icecream so i would have a reason to talk to her.
Her: Smile a litle.
Me: So whats ur name?
HB7: HB7.
Me: alright im AckeDman
Me: Have u got a boyfriend.
HB7: Yes... sorry u wasted ur money on the icecream
Me: (trying to save face) nah its alright it was decent enough. Ill cya around.


Basically it was a crash and burn and i walked away in shame.

When i collected my thoughts afterwards i tried to analyze what i could have done better(even thou she said she has a boyfriend i wasnt satisfied).

This is what i came up with.

1. I sat in a crunched positon when i was eating wich i noticed a couple of times.

2. I put her on a piedastal when i told her i bought and ice cream because i wanted to talk to her.

3. I should have done it faster and not spent time and money.

Either way i still walked away with a smile because i realised it wasnt as bad as i had imagined it.