waitress pickup line

[howard]

Field tested with good results-->

Say you are in a restaurant and you see a waitress you want to PU (doesnt have to be your waitress, even better if it isnt). Go up to her fairly serious but friendly and say "hey, can you help me with something?"

her: yeah?

you: I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?

her: (momnent of confusion, laughs) oh really? you want to be a waitress?
etc...and its on.

 

[Muzzlehatch]

Thanks for sharing, sounds like it would bring a smile. Cheers.

 

[edmond]

How about....

How about,” Do you come here often?”:crazy:

 

[Ll Principe]

If you walk into a restaurant or work in one, no matter how good looking you are 95% of the time they’ve seen just as good looking guys as you.
What to do?
Make sure you appear to be single.
If she is your waitress you got a chance, if she isnt forget it.

1. When she comes over, you order for everyone. You are the alpha.
2. Ask for her name or say hello if she has a badge.
3. When making the orders, keep strong eye contact, give smiles and mention her name and how great the restaurant is.
4. She will go back with your order, now you must look happy with your company, not bored.
5. Make it out as though everyone at the table is having a good time.
6. From now till the end of stay.
a) compliment her
b) make her blush
c) neg hit her whilst joking too
d) compliment the food

"Hi Mandy. I had a brilliant time tonight. The service was great too." (smile)
"Oh really glad you enjoyed it."
"Well, you made it great."
*Blush*
"I'd love to do it again."
"You should, it's a great place."
"Maybe just you and me."
*Blush*
Basically anything she says other than "I have a boyfriend" or "No, f**k off" means go on to the next question.
"So when's your next night off?" (Use this line exactly!)
"Thursday. I'm not doing much."
"Great! Give me your number and we'll arrange something."
Let her write her number on the back of your bill.
Smile and exit gracefully.

Now- thats a waitress pickup.

 

[dbot]

Servers go through the same old routine with every single table. I always try and throw them off a bit. First off, servers will almost always ask you how you're doing when they first greet you. Most people just give the standard one-syllable responses, like "good" or "fine", whatever.

her: "hey guys, how are you doing tonight?"
me: "terrible. This morning my wife left me, my dog died, I ran out of vicodin, my car was impounded, the power went out, i stubbed my toe, my pants fell down, the doorbell rang, my mother called, kidney stone, the Mets blew it, jury duty..."
her: (laughing) "wow... rough day"
me: "you're telling me. I'll have a water with lemon, STAT!"
her: (laughing again) "yessir! coming right up!"

later on...

her: "How is everything, guys?"
me: "GREAT... except that my steak is overcooked, the potatoes are cold but the plate is too hot, I'm all out of gravy but it sucked anyway, the soup is too runny, the veggies are soggy, my pepsi's diluted, the table's wobbly and my chair is too high.

On my way out...

me: (serious face) "Hi Sarah. The food sucked balls tonight..."
her: *shocked look*
me: (smiling) "but at least you did your part with the service."
her: (jokingly) "well it's good to hear that not everything was a disappointment"
me: "hey I'm just teasing you! Don't get yourself all worked up, GEEZ!"
her: *giggles"
me: "now drop your pants and let's f*ck" (just kidding, don't say that)
me: "give me your number and I'll cook you up a real meal sometime"

THAT is a waitress pickup

 

[Muzzlehatch]

her: "hey guys, how are you doing tonight?"
me: "terrible. This morning my wife left me, my dog died, I ran out of vicodin, my car was impounded, the power went out, i stubbed my toe, my pants fell down, the doorbell rang, my mother called, kidney stone, the Mets blew it, jury duty..."
her: (laughing) "wow... rough day"

I really like this. You could use it anywhere or any situation where a woman asks that kind of question. I just need to stop automatically saying 'Fine'!

 

[Johnny Wolf]

I love the "terrible" reply. Especially since the first word is a shocker, then she feels emotions by feeling bad for you with the first few examples. But towards the end of your line she realises that you are joking and her emotions change to happiness.

So basically you have:

Shock Value
Varried Emotions
Entertainment
Made her laugh
Demostated that you are the AMOG

All rolled up in one line. Awesome stuff!