W0manese!

Pook

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#1
W0manese!

It's no surprise that woman speak in another language. They are subtle creatures, sneaky, devious, and say things in code.

It's time for men to break the code of w0manese!

For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman. Normal text will be the explanation. Italics will be what the Pook man is saying.

I'm not looking for a relationship right now.

TRANSLATED: I don't want a relationship WITH YOU. Don't even BOTHER trying to go out with me since I am saying that a relationship with you and me is already not going to happen.

POOK-MAN SAYS: I was nearby when a woman was giving this 'veiled' rejection to a co-worker. I jumped in, "So if you're not looking for a relationship, then all you're looking for is SEX, is that it?" Her mouth dropped, but I continued. "I don't BELIEVE you women! That's the ONLY thing you have on your minds is SEX, SEX, and MORE SEX! I am looking for a loving relationship, but NO, you women only want passionate raw animal sex! Now with me, I find you need to TASTE the other pleasures in life. So you CAN get your mind off of sex, right?" Her eyes were GLOWING at me. Funny, she suddenly wanted a relationship with me. Hah!

I don't think of you in 'that' way.

My goodness, are you ugly and a sexual dud!

I think of you as a brother!

-OR-

You remind me of my brother!

I would consider sex with you to be incest.

The kids were bad today.

Obviously, your genes are defective!

We were both wrong.

But you were more wrong!

This recipe didn't turn out how I expected.

I burned dinner.

Try and complain. I DARE you.

You don't listen to me!

You don't listen to me!

Honey, I HATE to interrupt...

As if you were doing anything more important.

Have you had time to...

Stop what you're doing, get up, and do it RIGHT NOW!

When you get a chance...

Do this immediately!

I hate to nag but...

I want you to get off the couch now!

Of course I don't mind paying for myself.

Cheap date!

Let's not rush things.

I have other prospects.

I'm not ready to settle down.

I sure as heck don't want to settle down with YOU!

I enjoy the single life!

I enjoy not being with YOU!

I need more space!

You're becoming undesirable and unattractive.

This is when you WALK AWAY/

I'm focusing on my 'career'.

My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.

Let's just give it some time.

You're not high on my rating list. You're good insurance policy if a better prospect doesn't show up.

I like you, but...

I don't like you at all.

You're not the type of guy I'd date, you're the type of guy I'd marry!

You're sexually a dud. You're not fun to be with. But you are... 'nice'.

A friend of mine responded to this line with, "And you're not the type of girl I'd marry, but you would be the type for a one night stand!

Let's Just Be Friends

You'll never see me naked! I'm not attracted to you.

Pook Man then says, "No, I have enough friends. Buh-Bye!"

I don't want to ruin our friendship.

Please continue to remain my girly friend. You make an excellent emotional tampon!

Honesty is very important to me.

Only tell me what I want to hear.

I only like you as a friend.

I'm not attracted to you.

"And I only see you as a flaming $lut w-hore!"

You're so manly.

Shave, bathe, discover a thing called S-O-A-P.

Let me check my schedule to see if I'm doing anything.

I have plans. WE do not.

We need...

I want...

Can you call me back? I need to...

I just need an excuse to get off the phone. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I LIED BLATANTLY TO YOUR FACE. Oh, and have a nice day!

How about you give me YOUR number.

I'll add it to my trophy collection of guy's phone numbers - pathetic guys who want me but I don't want them!

Call her BS. "You just want to add it to your trophy collection of guy's phone numbers who..."

I'm not upset...

I'm upset.

She's upset.

Be romantic and turn out the lights.

I'm not proud of my body.

Do you love me?

I'm going to ask you for something expensive...

Am I fat?

Please tell me I'm beautiful.

I love men who take charge...

Pay the bill, you chump!

Sure, but I hope you're not disapointed.

I'm flat chested.

I'm not that type of girl.

Keep trying.

Keep trying.

Don't touch me there!

Touch me there, but I'll stop you a few times first.

Heavy resistance is bad. Light resistance is normal. Woman WANT you to go for them. All woman WANT to be taken.

Will you respect me in the morning?

You won't tell your friends, right?

I'm not looking for anyone.

I'm not looking for anyone LIKE YOU.

We need to talk...

I need to complain!

Nod head, go 'uh huh', smile, repeat.

I need to think about it.

No way.

We have an off and on relationship.

I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.

Where is this going?

Are we getting married?

No

No

Maybe

No

Let me think about it

No

I feel like I've known you my entire life!

Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does not get away from me?

No

Yes.

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Pook
"As you think, you shall become."
"Men will be nice when nice guys get laid."
 

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terminator911

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#3
Great post Pook.

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BigBadJon

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#4
Great post pook.

What does this one mean?
"Well, I really don't get out often, since I'm a single mom."

This was thrown at me by a girl I went to school with like 11 years ago that approached me at a club one night. She said this to me when I went over to say hello to her one day at the gym (she also goes to my gym). Normally this wouldn't hit me as a strange comment, but it was kind of odd because I was just asking her where she had been lately, not specifically asking about partying.

Sounds like she likes to clear the air about having a kid early on when meeting (or in my case becoming reacquainted with) men.
 

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#5
Great thread.

BidBadJon, that quote seems honest to me. She's probably dated guys who dropped her when they found out about the kid, so she's saying it up front to avoid wasting her time with those guys. But then, I could be wrong for using logic here.


> Of course I don't mind paying for myself.

Always thought that was a trick, or a way of hinting "I don't like you THAT way."
 

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I'm not upset.

I'm upset.

She's upset.
Hahahahhahahahha

Great post Pook!
 
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Hey ,, can anyone tell me what this means in ******** ??
Let give you some info first on this question.
There is this woman at church I go to that onetime during sunday school , lent me her BIBLE ( I didn't bring my BIBLE one day ) she said " ( my name ) wou8ld you like to use my BIBLE ? " so I got it from her, then afterwards, gave it back to her.
I didn't think about it much, until after sunday school I was waiting in line to get lunch.
Low and behold , her and her friend came up to me , more or less had me backed up against the wall, both of them smiling.
One day, while I was saying goodbye to someone,, she came up to me,, waited for me to say goodbye to this person,, then she said what's up , and we started to talk.
Now with this woman, I maybe have went up to her ( A FEW TIMES in the corse of a few years ) but not hogged her time up.
Most of the time , she come up to me.
The last time her and I had a really good conversation ,,, she made a statement to me that stuck in my mind ,, she said to me "
( my name ) we have not talked in a long time " now should I just take that at face value ? or is there more meaning to what she is saying to me ? what message is she trying to get across to me ? what would that statement mean in ******** ??

Snoopydogace7
 

Don_Juanabe

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She is telling you, ironically, that she doesn't want to talk with you -- SHE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU DOING THINGS, HANGING OUT, GETTING TO KNOW YOU. She likes you and if you don't hurry the F*** up and ask her out she will soon think of you only as a friend.

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#9
Hi Don Juan,
I thank you for the Tip and advise.
However, I am a little confused in the infro that you gave me.
See, if I got the message your trying to convey to me.
She giving me some signals that SHE is interested, making her moves.
And she is waitng for me to make my MOVE ??
I didn't really realize what she was doing ( only after the fact, over the course of a few months, and a year ) also, she is also in collage now, can't see her until she is back from break, I can kick myself for not getting her number the last time I saw her.
I just HOPE , she will give me more time, and not put me in the ( FRIEND file ).
Don , you said that she likes me, but she JUST don't want to talk to me, but, spend TIME with me ????
Well, if I missed the boat on this one, there are other women that I am interested in at the same time.
I have not seen this woman in about 10 months, I have not been to that church in a few months, just started going back a few weeks ago, and she's still in collage at this time, I have to wait for break time, to maybe see her again, I just hope she's still interested, are there any signs or signals to watch for to see if she's still interested, still wants to go out with me ? or did I miss the boat ?
Snoopydogace7
More fish were that one came from.
 

Don_Juanabe

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Snoopy:

Almost a year since you've seen her? Forget her. The fact that you are obesessing over her after this long indicates you are not being a DJ. You need to get back into the DJ zone and prep up that ATTITUDE. Treat all women as commodities and not focus on just one. In college men meet lots of women and women meet lots of men. You need to meet lots of women. Don't sell yourself short on this. Don't make the mistake I made.

DJBe
 

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bump

CobraGT
 

whatsupwiddat

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Pook made this 2 months ago. BUMP! this is good. Pook was said to be the best around here. What a legend. HEY MODS! SINCE POOK AINT GONNA UPDATE, HOW ABOUT YOU WRITE IN RESPONSES TOO WHAT TEH GIRLS SAY!

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Pook

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What! The Pook is gone!? Oh, what will I do!

Nah, I'm still here, dropping in once a month or so.

BTW, the post was written over a year ago. Yeah, I've been here too long. It's time for me to go for good soon.

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#16
Originally posted by Pook:
What! The Pook is gone!? Oh, what will I do!

Nah, I'm still here, dropping in once a month or so.

BTW, the post was written over a year ago. Yeah, I've been here too long. It's time for me to go for good soon.

I just read Powertrips post “Touch Yourself”. Very interesting!

It’s your rational thought that tells you that you should leave. I have already eaten three whoopers today, so I should go to Taco Bell now. Pook, I love your posts and I really hope you will let your instincts decide and that you go to Burger King for another burger. This site wouldn’t be the same if you wouldn’t drop in here ones in a while.

And I think you too still want that damn burger, as Powertrip expressed it.

See ya, pook!

/Turbobird
 
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Well, I know this is an old post but I have a question here that I need to ask Pook.

Pook, can you help me to translate this ******** code?

What does it mean when woman says " You're a decent/innocent person ".?

Does it mean I am really decent/innocent or does it mean I am a nice guy or AFC? I have heard several women said this to me and it really curious to find out what it means behind it?

Pls crack this code for me pook. And other DJ's you can give your opinion as well.
 
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#18
Originally posted by IntermediateDonJuaner:
Well, I know this is an old post but I have a question here that I need to ask Pook.

Pook, can you help me to translate this ******** code?

What does it mean when woman says " You're a decent/innocent person ".?

Does it mean I am really decent/innocent or does it mean I am a nice guy or AFC? I have heard several women said this to me and it really curious to find out what it means behind it?

Pls crack this code for me pook. And other DJ's you can give your opinion as well.

translation: You are naive and let yourself be used.
 

Pook

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Wyldfire is right. If women announce your 'innocence', it is not good. That is to say, not that innocence is bad but that they would not declare it to you if they liked you. They mean it in societal relation. They believe you are unaware of what really is going on.

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Pook, can you help me to translate this ******** code?

What does it mean when woman says "You're a decent/innocent guy."?

Does it mean I am a kinda nice-guy/AFC and my chances of getting with her is gone?

Help me and other DJ's that know what it means,pls tell me too.
 
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