diablo
Master Don Juan
Hey man, I got this protein powder in yesterday... it's the sh*t... wanna snort it with me?Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ah... what the hell... they'll contraband stuff from russia
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Vitamin C... ILLEGAL without a prescription!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I'd love to man, but that stuff is BAD in high doses... and I don't go that extreme... yougurt gives you the natural high...
Wait... there are black helicopters above my house... WTF? Hands behind your head... your yogurt... illegal amounts of pectin... under arrest... regulated lactobacteria cultures...
They confiscated my carrots too. They said the levels of carotenoids in them were too high...
My oranges had to go... illegal levels of ascorbic acid... Now I have a court date for posession of illegal substances... I face the grand inquisition of WTO and WHO... They're kinda nice... Offered me a smoke and a cup of coffee...
i look into my fridge... Beer doesn't contain illegal substances... burgers are legal too...
reading over my post... notice the lack of original thought... 2:15 AM... want to sleep... don't care... typing stupor... writer's block is better... don't make idiot of your yourself... cheers everybody... raise your glasses for... death of WTO...
castrate lawmakers... get sniper rifle... lay down... wait... aim... slooooowly squeeze the trigger... crosshair steady... 7.62 prescribed to your ballsack...
move back to russia... 2 kilos of penicillin please... and that crate of multivitamins... a liter of HGH... 500 syringes... and just a pack of everything that you have... ok... 20 roubles... no change... thank YOU
how do I carry all that home?
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Take some Viagra and hang it from your superman d!ck.
This is absolute bullsh!t. I'm gonna wait and see what happens.
This is absolute bullsh!t. I'm gonna wait and see what happens.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
The FDA wants to control any thing that is beneficial to the people. The govt. does not want anyone to be healthy because if everyone was healthy, they would be broke. Vitamin C is very beneficial to everyone and can greatly assist in cancer treatments and Aids treatment. Vitamin C also greatly increases energy and body awareness. The United States is the least free place on the face of Earth.
**** america
America is the least free place on Earth?
First of all, you are basing your assumption on false premises. The FDA does not have anything to do with this, if it is even true to begin with. So don't say "durrrr, **** America and the FDA cause I can't get no Vitamin C".
Second of all, this supposed proposal would be coming out of the WORLD trade organiztion, which is made up of many countries. Since this proposal would be affecting nations other than the US, then it would be safe to assume that these other countries are at least as unfree as the United States. Obviously the US is NOT the least free country in the world when there are others that are at least equally unfree.
I'm tempted to start ranting and flaming, but this is not the forum for that.
First of all, you are basing your assumption on false premises. The FDA does not have anything to do with this, if it is even true to begin with. So don't say "durrrr, **** America and the FDA cause I can't get no Vitamin C".
Second of all, this supposed proposal would be coming out of the WORLD trade organiztion, which is made up of many countries. Since this proposal would be affecting nations other than the US, then it would be safe to assume that these other countries are at least as unfree as the United States. Obviously the US is NOT the least free country in the world when there are others that are at least equally unfree.
I'm tempted to start ranting and flaming, but this is not the forum for that.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
diablo
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Perhaps by an intravenous injection of orange juice?
Well, he says it with such confidence that he MUST be right. Right? I suppose if you take a whole bottle of Vitamin C at a time it might be a toxic amount. Then again, if you take that much of anything at a time, you are retarded and should not be reproducing anyways.
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D'uh, dem government FBI and CIA fellas don't be touching mah vi-ta-min C!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Guerrero
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Fvck this is evil! It's all done for the purpose of spiking up prices on nutrient supplies. Fvcking zinc from $4 a bottle to $52; that's bull****. You can imagine what will happen to our protein supplements, multivitamin, or boosters like 1-AD. Fvck, I wanna fight against this ****
F*cking capitalist pigs! Greedy ass mother fvckers!
F*cking capitalist pigs! Greedy ass mother fvckers!
Guerrero
Don Juan
hmm lets think about this:
As far as for vitamins, I see it only reducing the % to RDV
but with vitamins, if vitamin c is 1000%, you only get the 100% which is the RDV in tablet form.
What I really see being affected is our protein supplies. But this is tricky cause the DV of protein varies by individual.
Substances like 1-AD will be taken off the market for sure, as well as creatine.
Any words on this?
As far as for vitamins, I see it only reducing the % to RDV
but with vitamins, if vitamin c is 1000%, you only get the 100% which is the RDV in tablet form.
What I really see being affected is our protein supplies. But this is tricky cause the DV of protein varies by individual.
Substances like 1-AD will be taken off the market for sure, as well as creatine.
Any words on this?
Guerrero
Don Juan
Ok, this seems extremely dangerous. By the looks of it, it seems like you won't even be able to purchase tynelol or nightqyl over the counter anymore if this passes.
We seriously have to do something about this!
We seriously have to do something about this!
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Master Don Juan
The WTO can slob my knob.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diablo
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Whew! Snopes just emailed me back with a link to the new article they've put up:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/vitamins.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/vitamins.asp
Once again, Snopes does a very nice job of clearing up the facts. The role of the WTO and Codex are very cleary defined and should pretty must bring an end to this argument. The WTO only affects nations if the nation does so voluntarily, so the WTO cannot compell the US to do anything. This country already has the FDA and enough bureaucracy in Washington to eliminate the need to volunteer for such things.
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