SeymourCake
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Vitalyzd does a great job exposing wh0res. Gold Digger prank (must watch)
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
In2theGame
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Incredible. He should of done it to more than one girl to see how many would change their NO's into YES based on the Lambo.
Jair213
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In2theGame said:
this was amazing! hahahahahahha funny. :crackup:
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Jair213
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oh ****. my mistakeRonaldo7 said:
TheGambino
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Lmao funny! prolly fake tho
GS750
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This is the same guy that did the zombie trick down in Miami and almost got shot. Some of his vids are funny as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo
Bokanovsky
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Night-hawk
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Good one. Looks like fun what he does in his vids.
VikingKing
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Awesome. Women are such ****ty people.Bokanovsky said:
Renegade357
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LOL, well if an average looking chick asks me out and I know she owns a lambo I'll go for a ride.