"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Virtual Rape

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SamTheHobit

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Lmao my first name is samuel and my second name is George. o_O
 

Noodles

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I once virtual raped my mum. So embarrassing! I thought it was my dad.
 

Ice882

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He looks like a perv tard
 

The Assistant

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so one of my ex's can call my email provider, and hack into my account? That easy??
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Huffman

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No, usually you have to answer some secret question. You could only do it if you know them well or if they put in a stupid question ;)

I think there's something more to it. Even if the service desk guys were dumb, they'd recognize that a GUY's voice is trying to reset a GIRL's account. Must have been more tricks than that.
 

Boxer

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Agreed. What he did was wrong. But it's not RAPE. They put the pictures up there themselves. Completely voluntarily. Once something is on the internet it's up there forever. He probably won't get the 6 year sentence though.
 

JustLurk

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Huffman said:
Even if the service desk guys were dumb, they'd recognize that a GUY's voice is trying to reset a GIRL's account. Must have been more tricks than that.
Talk squeaky and put a handkerchief in front of the phone. Advice from internet scammers in Africa and other places pretend to be girls to suckers they hook with phone numbers and pics on a video lol.
And the news is just blowing up a part of a talk with one of the victims, who was probably going like "and you know that's, like, virtual rape, like, you know??" and the news took it and ran with it. Nobody actually calls this "virtual rape" in legal lingo.

This is still f***ed up. It's bad enough when a hacker sends off terrible insulting emails to everyone you know and deletes the account, especially when you lost the emails of the people you insulted and can't get back into touch with them, but sending pics? It's messed up to send naked pics of a girl to their mom.. Ok that sounds funny in a sick way -__-
 
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