Virtual Pickup Lines

[COD]

Seducing someone online is going to require you to send out a few emails. Getting your email read requires some creativity on your part. Think of your subject line as your virtual pickup line/opener. It’s an icebreaker to introduce yourself and to make you standout from the rest. Hot women get tons of emails/IM’s sent to them on a daily basis, most of them get deleted, a good majority are ignored or never get read and very few are worthy of a response. When you look at your own in box how many emails go directly into the spam pile or just get deleted. Your primary objective is to get your email read. The best way to accomplish that is to create intrigue. It’s your job to transform a few choice words into a must read email. A great subject line followed by an enticing email often will stimulate a response.

There are some enhancements you can incorporate to increase your odds of getting your email read but ultimately it comes down to your creative word usage. Most people open emails that appear familiar (friends/family/job) or ones that reflect something personal to their situation (dating, diet, health, vacation, new car, bank account, etc). The more personal and specific you get the better your odds of getting your email read. Back in the day those who wrote “TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN” paled in comparison to “Dear Mr. Smith, CEO of XYZ company”. When skimming through email subject lines, one’s that utilize your first names or something specific are often opened first. Specifics can be extracted through keywords in their profiles/user name or tagline. Here are some virtual subject line openers;

1) OK MISS ALL TALK, LETS JUST SEE……..

2) CALLING YOUR BLUFF MISSY…

3) YO, SUPER MODEL WANNABE

4) PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

5) HEY KELLY, U ROCK

6) BLOW ME…………(followed by the words A big kiss in the email)

7) YOU ARE KINDA CUTE…….

8) RE: OUR DATE THIS WEEKEND…..

9) TAH DAH HERE I AM BABY……

10) FUTURE EX-BOYFRIEND IN THE MAKING

11) ARE YOU AVOIDING ME ?

12) SO U ARE ACRAZY CAT PERSON HUH

 

[AKA FLEX]

#6 and #10 made me chuckle, but for the most part I think this kind of stuff is extremely cheesy. Of course, that can be said for online dating in general, which is why I hold to my opinion that in-person pick-ups are still the way to go.

 

[COD]

well welcome to the year 2008, hate to tell ya but net dating sites made 2 billion dollars last year......THATS 2 BILLION, thats what 10 Wal-mart stores combined make in a year.

Ya its the lowest form of sarging, sure its easy, addictive but you know what......cheesy works and for a lot of people they really don't have any time, some are anti-social, tired of the bar scene. The internet is NOT going away, if anything its how the new generation date. So might as well experience the net dating train.

I tried all variations on what so called dating experts said would work online. Then I tried my stuff and ****y and funny, cheesy, humor worked the best.

I am telling you......ITS THE HEADLINE THAT GETS PEOPLE TO OPEN THEIR MAIL. CHICS get a ton of mail........IMAGINE what it would be like to logg on and see 200-300 email offers from men.......HOW CAN U POSSIBLY ANSWER/READ ALL THAT MAIL.

LETS SAY U ARE A GUY and she reads yours first........how does guy # 36, 120 and # 301 get their email read. Do u really think "HEY READ YOUR PROFILE, BLAH BLAH BLAH, NICE NORMAL headline will even get read.

Ever been to an interview where theres a ton of candidates all with education, all with creditials, all in suits, all have good refereces, experience, all tall, short hair, all applying for the same job. Ever been to a job fair where theres a looooooong line of people wanting a job for like a small handful of jobs. Employers can be choosy, they can pick the best of the best. Thats how it is for chics online........its fricken overwhelming. WOMEN SCREAM "PLEASE MAKE ME LAUGH, PLEASE WON'T ANYONE STAND OUT, BE CREATIVE"

u say cheesy I say EASY.........way in, try it for yourself.......find 5 similar women.....send each of the 5 cheesy subject lines. Then find another 5 similar women and send them normal, polite, genuine headlines.

Tell me which ones work, now U might be saying ya but what kind of chics are going to respond........HOT CHICS EAT THIS STUFF UP, infact they long for someone creative and cheesy....cause they get the most lame emails that all look/sound alike.

Emails is another topic all together......but the first thing U see is the subject line. When U go surfing on the net your matches pop up in a tic tac toe fashion. How do u decide whoview first........the ones that stand out....NUFF SAID!!!

LIKE A FINE WINE A COOL SUBJECT LINE = HER GIVING YOU THE TIME

 

[COD]

I DID MENTION there are other enhancements you can incorporate to increase your odds of getting read.

-using capital letters
-using BOLD print
-adding the letters RE: to the begining of the subjsect line
-adding characters like ######READ ME FIRST#######
-USING THE NIC NAME, REAL NAME, FRIENDS NAME, PERSONAL INFO
-USING EXCLAIMATIONS POINTS OR THE WORDS IMPORTANT, TIME SENSITIVE, ATTENTION

all this stuff gives U a slight edge of the other lame emails.

Obviously timing is another issue-if you are one of the first to email her your chances increase.