"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Virgin slvt bvtts anyone?

Naughty Ninja

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What's the boards take on virgin slvt butts who from word on the streets and dudes who've been with them before only wait for marriage before letting a certain "special" dude (whom they'll marry) pop in their cooch yet they've given multiple BJ's to your town and let a few dongs slip in their poo-shooters?

If the chick was hot as hell would you deal with giving her the rear entry and BJs only, or push for some pink cookie?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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VladPatton

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None, none, and none! Virgin girls are phuckin nutcases, end of story. Haven't met one that was sane. Not worth the trouble.

Run Forrest, run!
 

SamTheHobit

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This sounds like an unlikely senorio. If she's taken it up the ass then she's probably been fvcked alot.

It's actually so rare you will probably never meet one.
 

SamTheHobit

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VladPatton said:
None, none, and none! Virgin girls are phuckin nutcases, end of story. Haven't met one that was sane. Not worth the trouble.

Run Forrest, run!
Virgin women are nut cases?

Where the hell are you pulling this out from?
 

VladPatton

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@Sam: Experience with 3 of them, no joke. One being last summer. 34 year old school teacher. *cuckoo*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LMFAO

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How many women virgins are there even by age 23. Probably 1 in 100,000 if we're talking about western society.
 

Vidrio

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SamTheHobit said:
This sounds like an unlikely senorio. If she's taken it up the ass then she's probably been fvcked alot.

It's actually so rare you will probably never meet one.
This isn't unlikely at all, at least not in America. Most of the "virgins" I know have been swallowing c0cks since middle school, and yes there are a lot of them who do Anal sex instead of the regular sex so that they can technically still their virginity.
 

Who Dares Win

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I would sign for it, I like to fvck girls in the ass really much both for the phisical sensation of a tigher hole and the sensation of dominating her, plus I can skip the condom which is a great plus.

I also like to get bjs especially when I just want to release and not interested in an intercourse.

Of course Im talking about a fvck buddy relationship, well in most of the cases I talk about fvck buddies...

I like to fvck pvssies in missionary position only with girls I really like, which is rarely the case considering that my sex life is made 90% for ONs.
 

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VladPatton said:
@Sam: Experience with 3 of them, no joke. One being last summer. 34 year old school teacher. *cuckoo*
My ex was 26yo V, took it in the pooshooter for a while then took it properly eventually.


And ummm. YUP she was NUTZZZZZ!!!:cuss:
 
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