Virgin girl FAKES orgasm [I'm in disbelief]

[LostAndConfused]

Wow. Seriously females? Now girls who haven't had sex know to fake orgasms? All I can say is wow....

Took this girl out on a movie date, and in my car things got really heated. After a couple of minutes her top was off, my shirt was off, and we were dry fvcking. Five minutes into that she starts scratching me and actually starts screaming. Then she sorta whimpers a bit (seemed like she was crying for a second), and it was then I realized I just got my first fake orgasm.

I didn't even bother escalating after that. I told her it was time to go.

I'm pissed SS, I'm pissed.

 

[Aragon034]

No acronym could express my reaction to reading that. I literally laughed my ****ing ass off.

oh god dude, i'm so sorry but that's the funniest **** i've ever read on this site!
:crackup:

one of 2 things, either she's been watching too much porn (oh GAWD!) or she's ridiculously sensitive which i doubt.

Did you actually bone her though? or did she say something along the lines of "no no.... i can't take anymore"

:crackup:

How old was she? could she be loving her vibrator every night?

Could she have HAD a vibrator in there while you were dryhumping!?

the comedic value of this is so great to me, i'm crying with laughter.

Cheer up man, you've got a one of a kind story to tell now that's sure to get huge laughs if you tell it right.

 

[Bluesteak]

Epic Fail, Hit the showers.....


That blows ass. Id be pissed too

 

[bukowski_merit]

there are absolutely woman who orgasm like that... i've had extra sensative girls fight me after a little bit because they couldn't "take" all the pleasure... and to me - i wasn't even giving them anything special (just normal sex) because i didn't have to...

so it is possible... but the virgin part is what screws me up... because most virgins aren't that in touch with their body yet...

 

[LostAndConfused]

You know, it makes me wonder....during those fabled "sleepovers" girls have with each other....they are probably practicing their fake orgasms.

so it is possible... but the virgin part is what screws me up... because most virgins aren't that in touch with their body yet...

Yeah, and shes not one of those "recycled" virgins or "I wanna be virgin again" virgins.

Did you actually bone her though?

No, it was dry humping.

How old was she? could she be loving her vibrator every night?

Shes 17. I doubt she uses one.

Could she have HAD a vibrator in there while you were dryhumping!?

Oh, that sneaky bi†ch.

Why do girls insist on doing this...

 

[jafyk]

How do you know 100% for sure the orgasm was fake? Can you now decide for her how she feels. If you were really doing your thing right would she need to fake the experience? If she's faking maybe she was trying to be a good sport. What if she had this "aw gawd when will this end so I can run off this guy bores me" look and expression would that have been better? Who cares if she was faking, were you having a good time? Were you turned on? So what does it matter? Get over it.

 

[LostAndConfused]

How do you know 100% for sure the orgasm was fake?

Because I watch A LOT of porn. Trust me, I know one when I see it.

If you were really doing your thing right would she need to fake the experience?

Can't go wrong with da dry hump.

I'd change up what I was doing if she wasn't enjoying it.

What if she had this "aw gawd when will this end so I can run off this guy bores me" look and expression would that have been better

Yes, yes it would.

Who cares if she was faking, were you having a good time? Were you turned on? So what does it matter? Get over it.

I only have a good time when my d!ck is in a wet orafice.

 

[jafyk]

Well, doggone it shove ur d!ck into a wet orifice then, lol.