Hello gentlemen.
Welcome to my greatest post ever. Here lies the secret to getting women! Enjoy:
1) Find a chick that you are attracted to regardless of your past or present with her.
In highschool, this shouldn't be too hard. Try to find one in your class which just seems like a cool chick. This is the easy part, just pinpoint her and move on to step 2.
2)Once you have found that girl, start thinking about her day and night.
This will help you start believing that she is special. You may believe that she sh*ts flowers and pisses gold. This is good. Make sure she is always on your mind and make sure every girl you interact with reminds you of her so you may think about her some more. To help this process, it is recommended to masturbate while having a passionate sex fantasy with her.... 6 times a day.
3)You must never approach her. NEVER. Always question her feelings. If she likes you, she will look your way!!!
You know you are "in" at that time. Realise that she only does this with you and never looks the same way at another guy! Just stare at her from afar and enjoy the presence of her greatness. Do not dare asking her to anything because she is HIGHER THEN YOU. She is honoring you with her graces. If she asks you for something, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MORE REQUESTS! You must do everything she tells you like that she will fall in love with you! Arn't you excited!?
4) Once you have established this hierarchy where she is above you and you bend to her every will, that you can not spend 2 minutes of your day without thinking about her and your sexual fantasies are getting more intense as you start also dreaming of these encounters, ask her out! Yup, the time is right. You have done everything in your power to make her happy, you are so centered on her that you can't imagine living in a world without her, you are genuinely in love with her, the one, you may propose to her to be your girlfriend!
5) Logically, after doing so much for her, how can she ever refuse you? You have been given a chance to date the women of all women! You are above all other males! You may now continue to live same as you have before but there are certain rules! You can never kiss her. You must ask to be enlightened with the divinity of her lips. If she so agrees, then you may go in for a quick peck. Never more unless she intiates it. Always do your best to get horny around her. Constantly depend on her for happiness and purpose. Never break up with her! After you have worked so hard to attaining this woman, you can not just throw her away!
6) Remember, this is a very logical process which we have all been taught and we have all field tested and it really works. You now have the ultimate guide to getting women! Lucky you! Now go masturbate!
Welcome to my greatest post ever. Here lies the secret to getting women! Enjoy:
1) Find a chick that you are attracted to regardless of your past or present with her.
In highschool, this shouldn't be too hard. Try to find one in your class which just seems like a cool chick. This is the easy part, just pinpoint her and move on to step 2.
2)Once you have found that girl, start thinking about her day and night.
This will help you start believing that she is special. You may believe that she sh*ts flowers and pisses gold. This is good. Make sure she is always on your mind and make sure every girl you interact with reminds you of her so you may think about her some more. To help this process, it is recommended to masturbate while having a passionate sex fantasy with her.... 6 times a day.
3)You must never approach her. NEVER. Always question her feelings. If she likes you, she will look your way!!!
You know you are "in" at that time. Realise that she only does this with you and never looks the same way at another guy! Just stare at her from afar and enjoy the presence of her greatness. Do not dare asking her to anything because she is HIGHER THEN YOU. She is honoring you with her graces. If she asks you for something, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR MORE REQUESTS! You must do everything she tells you like that she will fall in love with you! Arn't you excited!?4) Once you have established this hierarchy where she is above you and you bend to her every will, that you can not spend 2 minutes of your day without thinking about her and your sexual fantasies are getting more intense as you start also dreaming of these encounters, ask her out! Yup, the time is right. You have done everything in your power to make her happy, you are so centered on her that you can't imagine living in a world without her, you are genuinely in love with her, the one, you may propose to her to be your girlfriend!
5) Logically, after doing so much for her, how can she ever refuse you? You have been given a chance to date the women of all women! You are above all other males! You may now continue to live same as you have before but there are certain rules! You can never kiss her. You must ask to be enlightened with the divinity of her lips. If she so agrees, then you may go in for a quick peck. Never more unless she intiates it. Always do your best to get horny around her. Constantly depend on her for happiness and purpose. Never break up with her! After you have worked so hard to attaining this woman, you can not just throw her away!
6) Remember, this is a very logical process which we have all been taught and we have all field tested and it really works. You now have the ultimate guide to getting women! Lucky you! Now go masturbate!