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Vincent Van Gogh: Cut Off His Own Damn Ear! AFC or DJ?

Cutting Off Your Ear and Giving it to Your Girlfriend: AFC or DJ?

  • Van Gogh was such an AFC. Everyone knows that giving a girl gifts for no particular reason is a ver

    Votes: 26 59.1%
  • Van Gogh was such a DJ. Only a DJ would grab his nuts, reach a razor blade to the side of their hea

    Votes: 18 40.9%

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Giovanni Casanova

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According to legend, famous artist Vincent Van Gogh got into a fight with another famous artist (Paul Ganguin), got drunk, cut off one of his ears, and gave it to his girlfriend, who promptly fainted.

Was that an AFC thing to do, or a DJ thing to do? Why?

NOTE: This thread is a parody making fun of people who wonder how "DJ" famous people are, but you can still vote and answer anyway.
 

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It was Art.
Art can't be labeled as wrong or right, AFC or DJ. It's simply Art.
 

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Originally posted by SamePendo
It was Art.
Art can't be labeled as wrong or right, AFC or DJ. It's simply Art.
It must be labeled!

We must judge everything as being either AFC or DJ!
 

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You know what'd be more DJ? Cutting off his weiner.
 

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Absynthe = DJ
Cutting off ear and giving it to a chick = AFC
 

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Originally posted by squirrels
OMGBIBLE!!!111oneone
Fixed

Van Gogh is the greatest painter of all time. :p


Who cares if he cut off his damn ear or not. He could have cut off his nose and as long as I still got paintings by him, I'm happy.
 

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If he cut off his nose and replaced it with a carrot, now that would be DJ!

Oh guys and I'm wondering, I have the choice of two types of blinds for my windows, one are blueish and the other are more white or beige. Which are more DJ? i need help plz lol
 

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how is this not spam?
 

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Originally posted by Porky
how is this not spam?
Because it's Anything Else.

Jesus, when will your period finally get here so you'll stop b*tching so much?
 

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when the sand in your vagina turns into a pearl?
 

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Originally posted by Porky
when the sand in your vagina turns into a pearl?
Four and a half days, then?

I don't know if I can wait that long. Does anyone know how to turn the sand in my vagina into a pearl faster so that Porky will finally stop his gotdamned b*tching?
 

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Originally posted by Desdinova
Pick a straight solid color. There's no committment to color in beige, blueish green, or yellowish puke. Let your Red mean Red and you White mean White.
But I've read in Metrosexual Weekly that solid colours are like totally last tuesday!
 

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try some kegel exercises.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Four and a half days, then?

I don't know if I can wait that long. Does anyone know how to turn the sand in my vagina into a pearl faster so that Porky will finally stop his gotdamned b*tching?
there is no way , no matter how much b*tching anyone is doing, that you are putting sand there. AND since we share one of those, as the keeper of one of those , I get to say that i am drawing the line at sand!
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
there is no way , no matter how much b*tching anyone is doing, that you are putting sand there. AND since we share one of those, as the keeper of one of those , I get to say that i am drawing the line at sand!
Well I guess that means we're gonna have to keep enduring all of Porky's PMS crankiness.
 
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