Well today me and a friend went to Victoria's Secret and applied for jobs. When I came in my friend was already filling one out and I asked for one. Two girls were at the counter-one was cool while the other was kinda *****y-she was like are you serious-which I said yes. Well at first I was kinda joking but I think I might seriously go for it. After we turned them in the nicer girl started asking ?'s and then told my friend that he wasnt old enough(you have to be 18) but since I'm old enough she told me that the hiring manager would be there tomorrow at 2:30 and will prolly give me a call. She said they are hiring for a processor which is some job in the back. If I get an interview I have to come in serious or they're gonna tell me to go homw or something. But I just need a job until I leave for the Air Force.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Victoria's Secret!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Are you going to the Air Force academy?twotyme said:Well today me and a friend went to Victoria's Secret and applied for jobs. When I came in my friend was already filling one out and I asked for one. Two girls were at the counter-one was cool while the other was kinda *****y-she was like are you serious-which I said yes. Well at first I was kinda joking but I think I might seriously go for it. After we turned them in the nicer girl started asking ?'s and then told my friend that he wasnt old enough(you have to be 18) but since I'm old enough she told me that the hiring manager would be there tomorrow at 2:30 and will prolly give me a call. She said they are hiring for a processor which is some job in the back. If I get an interview I have to come in serious or they're gonna tell me to go homw or something. But I just need a job until I leave for the Air Force.
Docs
Banned
Processor.
Receive orders...
Stock Orders...
Yeah, ie: pity job -_-
Receive orders...
Stock Orders...
Yeah, ie: pity job -_-
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Master Don Juan
Haha you totally wanted to be the titty measurer
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
sure what the hell it passes time
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.