"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Victoria's Secret says goodbye to Angels in attempt to redefine 'sexy'

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Can't tell if this is funny or sad.

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I wonder if the size that the one 3 from the right is wearing comes with a complementary box of flour so as to find the wet spot. :p

Perhaps she has the belly tattoo as a "landing light" system for her man to make a good landing. :rofl:
 

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Twin Peaks has two beer sizes - Man Size and Girl Size

Won't be long before descriptions like these are removed.

Come to think of it, calling shirts size Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large is quite offensive.

There should just be one size on all clothing.... and that is size 'Human'

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I've noticed that T-shirts now seem to be "Asian standard", so my 48" chest needs XXL. :rolleyes:
 

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I stopped paying attention to Victoria's and Sports Illustrated once they got political, feminized, and started putting overweight and transgender models in their campaigns.
Even Playboy has trannies nowadays. :mad: :mad: :mad:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Even Playboy has trannies nowadays. :mad: :mad: :mad:
They've all had trannies for decades. Satan wants man to lust over men without them realizing it. The Illuminati trannies are at the top of the food chain when it comes to deception. They invest a chit ton of money modifying them as they are used as puppets to deceive the entire world.

Once you know who they worship, it all makes sense. You cannot be at tippy top famous without having your children be trannies. It's all part of the deal when they sign away their soul to Satan. For those who wonder how a celebrity trannie fools the world with a fake pregnancy. They use moon bumps.

I wont deny Fox fooled me back in the day. Now I can see thru most these deceivers. It becomes more obvious as they age.
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