So I was at the club this Saturday night. Flying solo, I pay my cover and walk in. Music blaring, hot b1tches in tight dresses everywhere wanting to get fwcked. I strut around with a newfound sense of confidence, confidence that could only have been gotten from my new killer pickup invention: vibrating pants. Before I went out, I had searched through my mom's drawer by her bedside that she used to always keep locked. I found this black, plastic thing shaped like a hot dog. When you press a button on it, it vibrates! Perfect weapon that I need in my newfound DJ arsonal, I thought to myself. Back in the club I spot my first target, a sexy blondie in a tight yellow dress and bright yellow heels to match. Yummm!
Pushing through the crowd, I grab her hips from behind without saying a word and press my crotch into her @$$, swaying my hips from side to side. Soon she's all into it, pushing back into me harder and harder. I know she wants it, so it's time to bring out my secret weapon. I turn her around so we're grinding front to front. Then I press the button, and the black thing in my pants starts vibrating. The look on her face was priceless! Shock turned to a dirty look of knowingness as she realized what was going on. She pressed her crotch right up against mine, and I could see her face visibly getting flushed. Needless to say, I had a fun night after that.
What do you guys think of my idea? Has anyone else tried the vibrating pants tactic before to get a girl horny on da dancefloor?
I’m thinking of attaching rubber pleasure bumps to the material outside of the zipper for extra cl1t stimulation and naming those pants: “Dancing with the studs”. I must say, this will be quite the cl1t hit! Here's a video of the NaughtyProduct that inspired my vibrating pants:
http://www.liquidlapdance.com/
Pushing through the crowd, I grab her hips from behind without saying a word and press my crotch into her @$$, swaying my hips from side to side. Soon she's all into it, pushing back into me harder and harder. I know she wants it, so it's time to bring out my secret weapon. I turn her around so we're grinding front to front. Then I press the button, and the black thing in my pants starts vibrating. The look on her face was priceless! Shock turned to a dirty look of knowingness as she realized what was going on. She pressed her crotch right up against mine, and I could see her face visibly getting flushed. Needless to say, I had a fun night after that.
What do you guys think of my idea? Has anyone else tried the vibrating pants tactic before to get a girl horny on da dancefloor?
I’m thinking of attaching rubber pleasure bumps to the material outside of the zipper for extra cl1t stimulation and naming those pants: “Dancing with the studs”. I must say, this will be quite the cl1t hit!
Here's a video of the NaughtyProduct that inspired my vibrating pants: http://www.liquidlapdance.com/
